Those Were Different Times #324
Those Were Different Times #324
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5. Comes complete with the 1,000 mile stare.
-RunSilent RunDeep
4. "If you cock it for more then four hours please see a doctor."
-Mervin97
3. He doesn't have anything to worry about because he's white.
-Mike McHuman
2. The air was filled with the sound of childrenslaughter …
-MacSpruce
1. The last time I was given a solid blast that lasted almost a whole minute long was...never.
-KariGrant
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Comment by MacSpruce on February 12, 2016 at 10:12am
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Brap? What fucking language is that? Better not be some kind of commie socialist, Latino, Muslim, immigrant kinda kids infiltrating our playgrounds and marauding with our marauders. These are for American mass shootings!
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Granted, we've come a long way from when I was a kid and we had to settle for an imaginary pointed-finger 'gun' and shouting "bang-bang, you're dead!" followed by the inevitable "No, you missed me"/"No, I got you" argument. But an authentic-looking and sounding toy rifle just doesn't meet the rigorous standards demanded by a new generation. That requires authentic-looking injuries and gore, smoke wafting from gaping hot wounds, splinters of bone and chunks of tissue flying through the air, and, most importantly, blood, lots and lots of fake blood. Otherwise, where's the fun in it?
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Guns don't kill children, children kill children.
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Comment by Iverneil on February 11, 2016 at 6:59am
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Body bags sold separately
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The air was filled with the sound of childrenslaughter …
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Comment by JJJ23 on February 3, 2016 at 3:52pm
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All the other boys will be wearing yellow pants too after you've made them piss themselves!
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Comes with Jefferson Airplane's Greatest Hits.
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Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 26, 2016 at 7:27am
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Draft card burnt separately.
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Comes complete with the 1,000 mile stare.
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Kids (privates, lieutenants,sergeants, etc.) in Israel, use the real thing.
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