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Those Were Different Times #293

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4. Homely Alone 2
-38chrysler

3.475. ♫ Here she comes now, saying Matrimony Matrimony. ♫
3. "No, we're not swingers. Why does everybody keep asking us that?"
-VomitFlop

2. They would need liposuction, several facial plastic surgeries and an intense training program just to be ugly.
-Iverneil

1.2. They yearn for the love of good men who will photograph them in front of actual landscape backdrops.
1. Their current boyfriends are those two ropes.
-theDIRTYmidget

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Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 10, 2015 at 6:27pm

Plastics, and newer technology, would change their lives.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 10, 2015 at 6:26pm

First known use of the iconic word, fugly.

Comment by Iverneil on January 6, 2015 at 5:51pm

We will fuck on the first date.

Comment by Iverneil on January 5, 2015 at 11:40am

This is another fine mess you've gotten me into Stanley!!

Comment by MacSpruce on January 2, 2015 at 11:41am

Potemkin Virgins

Comment by MacSpruce on January 2, 2015 at 11:20am

It's a step up from Dead or Alive, but a very small one. 

Comment by VomitFlop on January 1, 2015 at 4:07pm

♫ Here she comes now, saying Matrimony Matrimony. 

Comment by VomitFlop on January 1, 2015 at 4:05pm

OK Cupid: Origins

Comment by VomitFlop on January 1, 2015 at 4:04pm

"No, we're not swingers. Why does everybody keep asking us that?"

Comment by VomitFlop on January 1, 2015 at 4:03pm

"Okay, got it. The man's not married. Now, can you give us any other details, like, what he looks like, for example?"

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