Those Were Different Times #293
4. Homely Alone 2
3.475. ♫ Here she comes now, saying Matrimony Matrimony. ♫
3. "No, we're not swingers. Why does everybody keep asking us that?"
2. They would need liposuction, several facial plastic surgeries and an intense training program just to be ugly.
1.2. They yearn for the love of good men who will photograph them in front of actual landscape backdrops.
1. Their current boyfriends are those two ropes.