Those Were Different Times #292
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4. Gone with his wind
-Iverneil
3. "He had a broad ass and a little round belly,
that shook when she spanked him, and used K-Y® Jelly ... ."
-theDIRTYmidget
2.83. Now we know how Santa gets his red cheeks.
2. Its my latest creation, the High Five Gerbil...
-38chrysler
1. "I love your reign, dear."
-Ian Renga
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Now slug me in the balls with everything you've got.
Hermie breaks nose, from slap. More at 11.
"Sorry, Nick, but I think you're going to need an enema!"
Once Santa developed dementia, he became incorrigible.
"What did the five fingers say to the ass? SLAP!"
"Out you go, you bastard. Time to make way for the New Year. See you again, sometime around Halloween, as usual."
It's a good thing the North Pole doesn't get The National Enquirer, otherwise Santa would be in some deep shit.
"There you go, Nick. No more snow left on your jacket. Would you like to stay for some hot cocoa?"
And Merry Christmas, if it ain't out of keeping with the situation.
"He had a broad ass and a little round belly,
that shook when she spanked him, and used K-Y® Jelly ... ."
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