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Those Were Different Times #174: The Drunken Consultationabration!

Those Were Different Times #174:  The Drunken Consultationabration!

Introducing: "John Bult - Julie's Sixteenth Birthday"

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Results

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And the "Budic Koan Which Reduces The Universe Into The Immutable Feeling Of a Metal Ball Accruing In The Belly" award goes to:
You see Julie, the body is merely a vessel, oneness of the mind, such as we have is what counts...dont you think?...(Burp)
-Iverneil


And the "Didn't See That One Coming" award goes to:

-ian renga

5. You had me at Chello.
-Buttermilk

4. Featuring the hit "You Gotta Move Out Or Stop Eatin', Your Choice".
-JJJ23

3. You gotta think positive, hon -- like the beer glass is half full, and there's still plenty of chewable nicotiney goodness in the cigarette filter.
-MacSpruce

2. Track 3: I'm Killin' This baby and That's Final
-JJJ23

1. It's my hat, isn't it.
-MacSpruce

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Comment by Iverneil on May 29, 2012 at 5:39am

Aw hell, acne don't bother me none.

Comment by MacSpruce on May 27, 2012 at 10:34am

It's my hat, isn't it. 

Comment by Iverneil on May 27, 2012 at 7:16am

I wrote you a little song for your birthday, kinda goes' like this ♪♫ SUCK MY DIIIIICK♫♪

Comment by Iverneil on May 27, 2012 at 7:11am

You're not Justin Beiber!!

Comment by MacSpruce on May 25, 2012 at 11:32pm

You gotta think positive, hon -- like the beer glass is half full, and there's still plenty of chewable nicotiney goodness in the cigarette filter. 

Comment by JJJ23 on May 25, 2012 at 7:21pm

Featuring the hit "You Gotta Move Out Or Stop Eatin', Your Choice".

Comment by MacSpruce on May 24, 2012 at 11:06pm

You're sweet sixteen and never been pissed. You're a disgrace to the whole damn family. 

Comment by MacSpruce on May 24, 2012 at 11:04pm

Tell me the truth, Julie. What happened to them sixteen candles?

Comment by MacSpruce on May 24, 2012 at 11:00pm

It was good while it lasted, Julie, but you know me -- I like 'em young. 

Comment by Buttermilk on May 24, 2012 at 3:42am

Too late, Julie's father realizes yodelling lessons were a poor choice for a gift.

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