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Tsunami's,earthquakes,flooding,volcanic eruptions,unrest in the middle east,world financial crisis. Its enough to send you running to the pulpit. But I don't worry about the end of the world,why worry about something you can't control. Not only that but it gives me the last laugh over all the banks and credit card companies I owe money to. What I think about is what happens after we are vaporized and new life forms sprout from the new earth. What happens when they start digging through the rubble and find what we left behind.I wish I could be there when homosapien 2.0 digs up The Snuggie or The Clapper,Michael Jackson,the Pet Rock,Earth shoes,A.M.C. Pacer. They would take their findings to their labs and dissect it. And report their results to the rest of the world. What a laugh it would be.                                        Just like our ancestors left behind clues to their lives in caves on walls, we to will leave hints of our society, none bigger than the glory hole let them scratch their heads and figure that one out. Thanks for listening.

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 14, 2011 at 2:03pm


Hey, Merv, are you talking about this end being near?

Comment by Buttermilk on March 14, 2011 at 11:18am
No…mankind's contribution will be an unreturned supermarket cart at the bottom of a river.
Comment by MadAdam on March 13, 2011 at 5:36pm
Oh My God! Flashback! I wore Thom McCanns Earth shoes when I was a teenager and, this is a big one, for about six months..........I drove a Pacer.............
Comment by Ian on March 12, 2011 at 8:35pm
Vaporized is a stretch.  More likely some sort of slow irradiated decay from contaminated Cheerios.

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