Sequelmania Continues in Hollywood
Peter Jackson’s doing another sequel.
Sequel to The Hobbit.
Bilbo Baggins, he’s the main hobbit.
This one tells the tale of three generations of Hobbits, Bilbo Senior, Bilbo and Bilbo III, who leave their home
and go on an adventure together in
“Three Billbos Outside Ebbing, Middle Earth.”
In the sequel to “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales”
Erectile Dysfunction plaques the whole ship
in “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Wood Gets No Tail”
“KONG, SKULL ISLAND” is out. It has a sequel.” KONG, SKOLL Island.”
Censors are refusing to release it.
Said it’s a snuff film.
“Fifty Shades of Gray” had a parody,
“Fifty Shades of Black.”
Now THEY have a parody and
the parody’s parody is trying to get
distribution on “Fifty Shades of Blackheads,”
but “Fifty Shades of Black” is
putting the squeeze on its release.
Fantom events is showing a Tokyo
anime type thing, called
Princess Mononoke.
It already has a sequel called
Princess Hasmonosononooki.
At least not tonight.
“The Infiltrator” starring Bryan Cranston has a sequel out. Set in 2016, Bryan Cranston stars as a Russian spy who smuggles printed copies of top secret emails out of the country inside bottles of baby formula in this gripping thriller, “THE ENFAMIL TRAITOR.”
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Comment by KariGrant on September 8, 2018 at 3:30pm
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No sequel needed to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. We all know they live behind the metal tooth zipper door. Am I right?
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Comment by MacSpruce on August 15, 2018 at 9:01pm
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Harold and Maude 2 - Harold goes necrophiliac, Maude just lies there.
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Comment by Rotwang on July 24, 2018 at 6:23pm
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Thelma and Louise 2: Dawn of the Inbred
The title says it all... Our two favorite wild deep south femnecks are back to eat havoc.
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Comment by Ian on July 23, 2018 at 10:15pm
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The Equalizer 3: Down with the White Death
A manic Denzel Washington rushes from Starbucks to Starbucks, eliminating all creme and sugar from each table while replacing it with stacks and stacks of EQUAL™
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Comment by JJJ23 on July 22, 2018 at 6:44pm
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Platoon 2
Willem Defoe's character survived some how and has been fighting the Vietnam War alone ever since and is now nearing certain victory over communism forever through the power of weed and bandanas.
(on a side note my sister in law told me once, unsolicited, that she heard Willem Defoe has a really big dick, so that will be heavily featured)
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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 22, 2018 at 1:10pm
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Clint Eastwood puts on the badge one more time as Harry Callahan. Watch him track a geriatric hooker who has a thing for younger men with 2-Ply toilet paper issues in...
"Dirty Harry... Go Ahead, Make Me Wipe!"
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Watch 85 year old Rocky Balboa fight arthritis, male pattern baldness and bladder control in...
"Rocky 14... "Where's My Depends?"
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