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Secrets of Cuba’s Boxing Success

They have better cardboard.

They use strong strapping Tape.

Tight fitting lids.

Tropical climate is good for the Styrofoam peanut plantations.

Bountiful Bubble Wrap.

Tissue Paper made from old revolution handbills.

Employees are allowed to work in Boxer shorts.

Easy to read labels.

No weight limit makes it easy to ship your loved ones.

Burp seals.

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Comment by Slant on June 2, 2012 at 1:18pm

Deadly hammer and sickle fists.

Comment by Shag on May 29, 2012 at 2:19pm

Because their boxes are regulated by the Housing Authority.

Comment by Shag on May 29, 2012 at 2:18pm

Because of the warm climate, Cubans are able deliver fresh pizzas to Miami. (And, the amazing part is that the cheese has NOT drifted to one side.)

Comment by Shag on May 29, 2012 at 2:14pm

They're not allowed to ship pot.

Comment by Shag on May 29, 2012 at 2:13pm

Well, what the hell do you expect from their top clothing manufacturer?

Comment by mellowpuma on May 28, 2012 at 5:43pm

Cuba's wet paper bags?   Invincible!

It's kinda like in that one Marlin Brando movie: "Cry Baby".

Shorter people = more angry.

Castro government has selectively bred the "don't punch people" gene out.

Comment by Ian on May 28, 2012 at 5:06pm

All boxers must complete a mandatory sit down with Joe Pesci and his ring-laden right jab.

Comment by Buttermilk on May 28, 2012 at 3:41pm

Kangaroos are no longer allowed in the country.

Chinese suppliers are not allowed to drive in the city.

Workers don't have to be Castro-ated anymore.

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