Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)
I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years. And/or 5 if I'm generous. And/or monthly if I'm bored.
Here is the first one. God help you all,
Results:
Bronze:
Now can we move out of Flint?
-Iverneil
Silver:
Period. End of story. -Gerhardguffaw
Gold:
...what's that Sassy? .... Timmy fell in the well???....
-38chrysler
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Come to think of it I haven't seen the dog lately either... why you asking me?
...what's that Sassy? .... Timmy fell in the well???....
drug sniffing dogs: old news. blood seeing cats, that's the hot new animal job.
god hates hypo allergenic cats, and loves fraking.
Welcome to the Bate's motel.
"Anyone have a straw."
"Mr Hitchcock your bath will be ready in 5 minutes."
We decided to name our cat Bloody Mary.
Now can we move out of Flint?
I love that conditioner!!
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