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Reasons why giant sugary drinks may be banned in NYC

Giant, sugar-crazed cockroaches.

Giant, sugar-crazed rats.

Giant, sugar-crazed mobsters.

Giant, sugar-crazed housewives of Jersey Shores shopping.

Giant, sugar-crazed nudists.

Giant, sugar-crazed Methodists.

Giant, sugar-crazed Jews for Jesus.

Giant, sugar-crazed Vegans.

Giant, sugar-crazed toddlers.

Giant, sugar-crazed Yankees.

 

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Comment by Shag on June 1, 2012 at 4:42pm

Because the Mayor had someone spill a Dr. Pepper on his favorite pink shirt.

Comment by Shag on June 1, 2012 at 4:41pm

...... because kids don't seem to get fat off apple juice.

Comment by Buttermilk on May 31, 2012 at 3:51pm

Water drinking aliens have taken over.

Tequila drinking aliens have taken over.

Comment by Frodoh on May 31, 2012 at 12:25pm

Carbo-high Dracs

Comment by Frodoh on May 31, 2012 at 12:21pm

Sugar--crazed sugar daddies.

Comment by Iverneil on May 31, 2012 at 9:35am

They saw what it did to the people in Jersey

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