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Sometimes you can make bouquets out of other things, like...

Froglegs,

Pepperolies,

Skewered Shrews,

Flowerettes made of Viagra,

Fireman’s Axes,

Fig Newtons,

Glow sticks,

Bucket o’ Buds,

Night Crawlers,

Laytex Gloves,

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Comment by Buttermilk on May 24, 2012 at 3:22am

weight-lifting belt

set of handcuff keys

electric power bar

mini gps

Comment by toofpick on May 23, 2012 at 3:48am

A lava lamp for ambience.

Comment by toofpick on May 23, 2012 at 3:44am

My copy of Fletch. Only if we're serious.

Comment by toofpick on May 23, 2012 at 3:42am

Root beer

Comment by toofpick on May 23, 2012 at 3:38am

A C-Section scar.

Comment by toofpick on May 23, 2012 at 3:30am

A sense of accomplishment. 

Comment by toofpick on May 23, 2012 at 3:28am

Their unwanted fetus to full term.

Comment by toofpick on May 23, 2012 at 3:26am

A beeper.

Comment by Shag on May 22, 2012 at 6:20pm

A pink penis imprint

Comment by mellowpuma on May 21, 2012 at 11:32pm

Other Things Brides Can Carry:

"Bride Bugs",

Veil Varmints,

Corset Crickets,

Something mold, something goo, something burrowing, something blaah,

Rice Rickets,

Garter Gnats,

Lace Lice.

(bows)

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