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Other Effects of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds

Flowers make you open a run-down hotel in India.

Plants cause your alcoholic mother to show up at the science fair.

They take over your okra bed.

Spent blossoms turns earthworms orange.

They develop killer gams.

Turns Man-in-the-moon gay.

When worn around the neck, blossoms cause old people to move into the rundown hotel.

Pollin turns aspirin into Viagra.

Makes butlers expose money laundering records.

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Comment by Shag on May 29, 2012 at 3:08pm

Groundhogs can't tell what fuckin' week that Winter will end!

Comment by Shag on May 29, 2012 at 3:05pm

PMS

Comment by Shag on May 29, 2012 at 3:00pm

Scientists finally find a cure for Jock Itch.

Comment by Shag on May 29, 2012 at 2:58pm

Bad News! ....... Uncontrollable Farting!

Comment by Shag on May 29, 2012 at 2:56pm

Makes them fuckin' bees migrate to North America.

Comment by Shag on May 29, 2012 at 2:54pm

Makes the Anus release it's waste in cubes.

Comment by Shag on May 29, 2012 at 2:53pm

They become Solar Powered

Comment by MacSpruce on May 29, 2012 at 7:56am

They stop cross-pollinating and become pansies. 

Comment by Iverneil on May 29, 2012 at 5:36am

Whats that?? you have a Grandma named Ray too??

Comment by mellowpuma on May 28, 2012 at 10:51pm

They entice out of their element commentators to google the name "Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds" and try to piece together a responce based on other people's opinions, then feel small, because they know nothin' bout' dese high falutin' big city ways.

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