Flowers make you open a run-down hotel in India.
Plants cause your alcoholic mother to show up at the science fair.
They take over your okra bed.
Spent blossoms turns earthworms orange.
They develop killer gams.
Turns Man-in-the-moon gay.
When worn around the neck, blossoms cause old people to move into the rundown hotel.
Pollin turns aspirin into Viagra.
Makes butlers expose money laundering records.
You wheeze more.