Merry Christmas Dammit
Okay, after spending the last hour designing this cup for all of the angry people who call themselves Christians, I find out that Bill O'Reilly doesn't have a problem with the red Starbucks holiday cups. But that's not going to stop me from publishing the prince of pomposity on his very own cup.
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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 30, 2015 at 12:43pm
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Fox News...
"Unfair & Decaffeinated"
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Comment by Ian on November 27, 2015 at 11:32pm
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There is enough hot air emanating from just his likeness to keep the coffee warm for three weeks.
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Comment by Rosedude on November 16, 2015 at 9:40am
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Old Saint Prick
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Comment by JJJ23 on November 14, 2015 at 5:52am
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Also, it'd be a damn shame if your coffee didn't believe in the same god you do, and express that belief by joining in on the celebration of a holiday that has long been removed from said god, not because of coffee cups, but because of evergreens, a fat guy in a red suit, elves, reindeer, consumerism, snowmen, bells, Jimmy Stewart, gluttony, and the god's birth story is boring.
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Ironically Starbuck's employees do often share a certain holier-than-thou attitude with the Fox News crowd.
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apparently being christian no longer means having compassion for others, doing as you'd have done to yourself, and cheek turning. it's all about being a whiny self important turd floating in a communal punchbowl.
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is nothing (which is explicitly commercial and non-sacred) sacred?
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Comment by MacSpruce on November 12, 2015 at 7:42am
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Can't we just "hate Jesus" without bringing religion into it?
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Fuh cup
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His mouth runneth over.
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