I can’t in good conscience recommend these:
Clothes pins,
Starches and other Carbs,
Yo-yos,
Spray-and-stink,
Recycled Mojitos,
Garden Gnomes,
Draft,
Goreox,
Oxycontin,
Turds and/or Gummy Bears,
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Maytag Manparts
dvd copies of Comedy Whirled
A pouch of prunes
Cat Poop from The Scooper
Songs about rainbows.
Horribly violent thoughts.
More laundry.
The essence of mankind's existence on earth written down in a nine line poem, which surprisingly integrates the term "fart bag".
Anti-water.
Pac-man
elbow grease
Army ants
A Back to Godhead magazine
Old peoples toenails
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