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I love snow.

So white and bright!

Pretty to look at.

It send shivers down your spine.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

It's so cold.

Very cold and damp!

When it melts, it turns to brown.

Dirty, wet and muddy.

It's so yucky!

I hate snow.

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 6, 2010 at 6:53am
I love summer
because the women are practically naked
short- shorts, tight tops and skin!

That's my poem and I'm sticking to it!!!
Comment by MissA on December 5, 2010 at 2:26pm
I agree with the second half of your poem! I am already counting down the days til summer.
Comment by mellowpuma on December 4, 2010 at 11:26pm
Here's a poem in german we had to memorize in german class, yes they make you do that. As best as I can remember it, here goes:
Schnee Schnee die flocken gefliegen, die autofaherer steight blieb lieben, die skisportern(sic) und kinder denken, shnee! shnee! steight blieb lieben

Translation: snow is good.

Ok, ok, the real translation goes something like this: snow snow the birds have already flown away, people who drive cars stay where they are, winter sports enthusiasts and children want the snow to stay.

Also it strikes me that german is a very easy language to rhyme in, as most words end in "en" or "er" or about 9 other ways.
Comment by chuckkling on December 4, 2010 at 8:08pm
...and the sun shining on my face.

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