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Today we come up with standup comedy jokes about the Depp v Amber Heard.

If I was a standup comic right I'd be cranking out material over this; this is all so juicy. Come up with some jokes in the comments.  And/or this is an open discussion on the case.

I know you're all so surprised to find out that Rotwang is a hardcore MRA. 

Although with this case you don't need to be- I can't find ONE facebook comment in favor of Amber. I…

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Added by Rotwang on May 11, 2022 at 3:30pm — 5 Comments

Anyone doing Wordle? I figure this crowd would be.

So, guyz is anyone else doing the trendy "Wordle" thing? I figured the CW caption crowd here would be onto it. I'm all over it, I do it every day. My caps are often the "play on words" type of thing so it's down my alley. Anyone else doing it?

https://www.powerlanguage.co.uk/wordle/

I find it interesting that people don't reveal their opening words.

We can maybe make this an ongoing…

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Added by Rotwang on January 27, 2022 at 1:22pm — 3 Comments

Rotwang's 5-in-one Caption Contest Chapter-Episode-Sequel-Prequel-2.

Ok well Ian is slacking, so I guess I'll post my own amusement park with hookers and booze. Er I mean Cap Contest.

In all seriousness, Ian I'll jump back in if you got trouble going on ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb3efvg_GLw ) and if I do you should give @Mario admin privs too.

Thank you for your service, we're here to…

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Added by Rotwang on December 26, 2021 at 1:30am — 30 Comments

New Yorker captions by celebs

OC for my cappa'con homies yo. Yes, Rotwang owns a scanner and reads the New Yorker. 

Added by Rotwang on May 4, 2021 at 12:35pm — 4 Comments

Rotwangwood. My OWN cap contest.

Getting slaughtered in the caps lately. Yea, well, I'm gonna make my own cap contest, with hookers, and booze. In fact, forget the cap contest part. 



Cap this:…



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Added by Rotwang on September 18, 2020 at 8:30pm — 15 Comments

Rotwang's corona multicap boredom special edition

Results at the end:

Since everyone's bored I'm a-gonna just dump 5 caps that vaguely relate to the quarantine world we live in now because of corona, so if you're bored because of corona sitting at home jerking off to pornhub then after you cum you can do a crossword puzzle first and then do this:

Caps will be awarded when the corona virus disaster is over, which as we all know will be by may 1st…

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Added by Rotwang on April 13, 2020 at 4:00pm — 24 Comments

Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest

Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest





Thank you all for playing.

Unfortunately your answers are all incorrect.

The correct answer is;

"Weekend at Bernies II".

Honorable mention:

Brunch At Tiffany's

-Gerhardguffaw

Bronze:

"Beaches"

-Rodney…

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Added by Rotwang on August 17, 2019 at 2:00am — 34 Comments

Rotwang's Decennial Capcon (or Catcon)

Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)

I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years.  And/or 5 if I'm generous.  And/or monthly if I'm bored. 

Here is the first one.  God help you…

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Added by Rotwang on July 24, 2018 at 6:30pm — 22 Comments

If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."


Today's episode:…



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Added by Rotwang on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment

Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."


Today's episode:…



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Added by Rotwang on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments

Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign

Oh look, Rotwang's first weblog post on CW



"I do this for a living."

Today's…

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Added by Rotwang on April 1, 2011 at 8:00am — 10 Comments

My FOD Blogs, 2nd try.

SHAME
Oh shit, Rotwang made a weblog



"Again you have forced me to unleash my dogs of war."

Today's episode:…



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Added by Rotwang on January 11, 2011 at 7:30am — 2 Comments

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