Unless lot of people do my press conferences, and say my name a lot, i'm opening the country, and your parents and your grandparents might die. also this is like 911 or a war or something. just kidding, your grandparents will…Continue
Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest
Thank you all for playing.
Unfortunately your answers are all incorrect.
The correct answer is;
"Weekend at Bernies II".
Brunch At Tiffany's
Calling them 'Fire-breathing' is not entirely accurate. Call them 'Fire-exhaling' Dragons to be more precise.
Much like the monkeys that eat the charcoal for digestion, dragons regularly seek out flint and marcasite-rich…Continue
Now that Taylor Swift has stopped being just a song writer and musician and has jumped into Partisan Politics alienating 1/2 of her Fan Base I have decided she may need some help with new Song Titles that align with hers and their Platforms...
You should add your own Song Title suggestions to help her along on her new journey as a Political…Continue
A Summary of the Kavanaugh Hearing by a Victim of Fraternity Rush Week Roof to Pool Diving Circa 1983
so a bunch of nerd senators are going after kdog because of some weird female hysteria.
then it's like, ok, she seemed scared when she was talking to the…Continue
Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)
I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years. And/or 5 if I'm generous. And/or monthly if I'm bored.
Here is the first one. God help you…Continue
you don't know shit about pavlov
think you know shit about palvlov, well you don't moron. you're a fucking moron when it comes to pavlov. i'm about to drop some pavlov knowledge on your ass, pay attention. asshole.
you know how your cat starts being all twerky when the can opener starts? pavlov noticed that shit with dogs…Continue
Let's Figure Out How trump Is Likely To Make America Great ... Again?
We haven't heard how trump is going to make Amercia great, maybe he hasn't figured it out yet himself. So, why don't we help him? I've come up with a few things he might be able/likely to use. …Continue
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