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On September 11, 2001, Rodney Dean Recording was born, and my debut CD, "The Voices in My Head", was released. Due to unforseen circumstances, my CD release party was rescheduled. Did I take the other events that happened that day as a sign and pack it up? Naw, I had already spent the money on production and set-up, so I said "what the hay". 20 years later, I'm still saying it. I may not be the epitome of what others may think success is, but I don't care. I'm having fun along the way, and…

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Big thanks to Rotwang for keeping things alive.  What a pleasure to read all your caps on a 'little bitty trouble phone' (Yes, that's a CEot3rdKind reference) while passing through places like Winslow, AZ (where you'll find Meteor Crater) and Amarillo, TX.  CW persists, like the legend of Sasquatch, only funnier.  Thank you to all who donated.  You literally saved CW.  AT&T was sure I'd have decent reception at my new very rural digs in the heartland, they were wrong.  I was getting one…

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Hello friends, I'm relocating this month and will be M.I.A. for some time.  Rotwang has agreed to keep things going.  I really look forward to catching up and offering insights and pictures of my road trip.   If you'd like to donate to keep CW alive for us please private message Rotwang and he'll send you my PAYPAL address for donations.  It's a big deal moving, and an even bigger deal moving an entire company across the country!   Be well, do good work and keep in…

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Unless lot of people do my press conferences, and say my name a lot, i'm opening the country, and your parents and your grandparents might die. also this is like 911 or a war or something.   just kidding, your grandparents will…

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Tsunami's,earthquakes,flooding,volcanic eruptions,unrest in the middle east,world financial crisis. Its enough to send you running to the pulpit. But I don't worry about the end of the world,why worry about something you can't control. Not only that but it gives me the last laugh over all the banks and credit card companies I owe money to. What I think about is what happens after we are vaporized and new life forms sprout from the new earth. What happens when they start digging through the… Continue

Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest

Thank you all for playing.

Unfortunately your answers are all incorrect.

The correct answer is;

"Weekend at Bernies II".

Honorable mention:

Brunch At Tiffany's

-Gerhardguffaw

Bronze:

"Beaches"

-Rodney…

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With the final season of Game of Thrones fast approaching it's important to understand exactly how a dragon produces fire.

Calling them 'Fire-breathing' is not entirely accurate.  Call them 'Fire-exhaling' Dragons to be more precise.

Much like the monkeys that eat the charcoal for digestion, dragons regularly seek out flint and marcasite-rich…

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Now that Taylor Swift has stopped being just a song writer and musician and has jumped into Partisan Politics alienating 1/2 of her Fan Base I have decided she may need some help with new Song Titles that align with hers and their Platforms... 

You should add your own Song Title suggestions to help her along on her new journey as a Political…

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A Summary of the Kavanaugh Hearing by a Victim of Fraternity Rush Week Roof to Pool Diving Circa 1983

so a bunch of nerd senators are going after kdog because of some weird female hysteria.

 

then it's like, ok, she seemed scared when she was talking to the…

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Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)

I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years.  And/or 5 if I'm generous.  And/or monthly if I'm bored. 

Here is the first one.  God help you…

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you don't know shit about pavlov

think you know shit about palvlov, well you don't moron. you're a fucking moron when it comes to pavlov. i'm about to drop some pavlov knowledge on your ass, pay attention. asshole.

you know how your cat starts being all twerky when the can opener starts? pavlov noticed that shit with dogs…

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Let's Figure Out How trump Is Likely To Make America Great ... Again?

We haven't heard how trump is going to make Amercia great, maybe he hasn't figured it out yet himself.  So, why don't we help him?  I've come up with a few things he might be able/likely to use.  …

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Hello fellow members!  We could really use a shot in the arm from preferably someone besides the existing 'LEGENDS' that have heroically helped keep us afloat in the past.  Currently, just $44 will keep us around for another month, at which time we're confident we can again pick up the tab as usual.  Thank you so much for all your time and effort to make the Comedy Whirled Caption Contest the most entertaining on the internet!

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