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Hello friends, I'm relocating this month and will be M.I.A. for some time.  Rotwang has agreed to keep things going.  I really look forward to catching up and offering insights and pictures of my road trip.   If you'd like to donate to keep CW alive for us please private message Rotwang and he'll send you my PAYPAL address for donations.  It's a big deal moving, and an even bigger deal moving an entire company across the country!   Be well, do good work and keep in…


Added by Ian on June 29, 2021 at 5:38pm — 3 Comments

ask "dr" mellowpuma in the pre times of post apocalypse.

Unless lot of people do my press conferences, and say my name a lot, i'm opening the country, and your parents and your grandparents might die. also this is like 911 or a war or something.   just kidding, your grandparents will…


Added by mellowpuma on April 18, 2020 at 3:00am — 8 Comments

The end is near!

Tsunami's,earthquakes,flooding,volcanic eruptions,unrest in the middle east,world financial crisis. Its enough to send you running to the pulpit. But I don't worry about the end of the world,why worry about something you can't control. Not only that but it gives me the last laugh over all the banks and credit card companies I owe money to. What I think about is what happens after we are vaporized and new life forms sprout from the new earth. What happens when they start digging through the… Continue

Added by Mervin97 on March 12, 2011 at 8:20pm — 4 Comments

Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest

Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest

Thank you all for playing.

Unfortunately your answers are all incorrect.

The correct answer is;

"Weekend at Bernies II".

Honorable mention:

Brunch At Tiffany's






Added by Rotwang on August 17, 2019 at 2:00am — 34 Comments

How Dragons Produce Fire

With the final season of Game of Thrones fast approaching it's important to understand exactly how a dragon produces fire.

Calling them 'Fire-breathing' is not entirely accurate.  Call them 'Fire-exhaling' Dragons to be more precise.

Much like the monkeys that eat the charcoal for digestion, dragons regularly seek out flint and marcasite-rich…


Added by Ian on March 29, 2019 at 9:00pm — 8 Comments

Songs For TayTay...

Now that Taylor Swift has stopped being just a song writer and musician and has jumped into Partisan Politics alienating 1/2 of her Fan Base I have decided she may need some help with new Song Titles that align with hers and their Platforms... 

You should add your own Song Title suggestions to help her along on her new journey as a Political…


Added by 38chrysler on October 9, 2018 at 12:00pm — 51 Comments

A Summary of the Kavanaugh Hearing by a Victim of Fraternity Rush Week Roof to Pool Diving Circa 1983

A Summary of the Kavanaugh Hearing by a Victim of Fraternity Rush Week Roof to Pool Diving Circa 1983

so a bunch of nerd senators are going after kdog because of some weird female hysteria.


then it's like, ok, she seemed scared when she was talking to the…


Added by mellowpuma on September 30, 2018 at 4:30pm — 4 Comments

Rotwang's Decennial Capcon (or Catcon)

Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)

I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years.  And/or 5 if I'm generous.  And/or monthly if I'm bored. 

Here is the first one.  God help you…


Added by Rotwang on July 24, 2018 at 6:30pm — 22 Comments

you don't know shit about pavlov

you don't know shit about pavlov

think you know shit about palvlov, well you don't moron. you're a fucking moron when it comes to pavlov. i'm about to drop some pavlov knowledge on your ass, pay attention. asshole.

you know how your cat starts being all twerky when the can opener starts? pavlov noticed that shit with dogs…


Added by mellowpuma on August 25, 2017 at 4:00pm — 4 Comments

Pumpkinferno 2016


Added by mellowpuma on October 30, 2016 at 7:00pm — 4 Comments

Let's Figure Out How trump Is Likely To Make America Great ... Again?

Let's Figure Out How trump Is Likely To Make America Great ... Again?

We haven't heard how trump is going to make Amercia great, maybe he hasn't figured it out yet himself.  So, why don't we help him?  I've come up with a few things he might be able/likely to use.  …


Added by mellowpuma on August 12, 2016 at 1:00pm — 10 Comments

Batter Up!

Hello fellow members!  We could really use a shot in the arm from preferably someone besides the existing 'LEGENDS' that have heroically helped keep us afloat in the past.  Currently, just $44 will keep us around for another month, at which time we're confident we can again pick up the tab as usual.  Thank you so much for all your time and effort to make the Comedy Whirled Caption Contest the most entertaining on the internet!

The Donate button is…


Added by Comedy Whirled on April 21, 2016 at 7:00pm — 1 Comment

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