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May 2012 Blog Posts (28)

The Pet Shop

Dumb little thing  matthew charles mccosh lutes and I came up with.…


Added by Donairs on May 12, 2012 at 9:55am — 5 Comments

More Yard Stuff

Lawn Sphincter,

Turd Bath,

Cedar of Sianai Raised Flower Bed,

Wooden Pot Bench, dude.

Utility Carts (Utility deposite extra),

Gas Grills,

Fartless Grills,


Daddy-o Furniture,

Lawn Moaner,


Added by KariGrant on May 10, 2012 at 2:30pm — 14 Comments

Breaking news in North Carolina

Recent studies have indicated possible reasons why the "Lost Colony" got lost:

They used mapquest.

Their map was drawn with invisible ink.

Their GPS batteries went down.

Ironically, the Roanoke settlers didn't know how to row.

The Spanish kept them up too late at night playing the "Macarena."

They killed the guy in the crow's nest 'cause he kept yelling, "Recalculating."

The Captain retired and moved to Florida.

They demanded their own…


Added by KariGrant on May 7, 2012 at 4:30am — 16 Comments

2012 Caption Whirled Power Rankings - Update

3 points for Gold, 2 for Silver and 1 for Bronze.

1. VomitFlop - 43 points…


Added by Comedy Whirled on May 6, 2012 at 4:30pm — No Comments

Funny isn't always funny

 I guess most people would consider humor an all around win win situation for everyone involved. The joke teller or funny guy/gal is usually addicted to laughing and can't resist any moment to basically, say what just jumped into their head, turetts style. Sometimed for their own enjoyment, with no regard to whether someone else thinks it's funny or not.

I personally have some things that aggravate me about humor. There are some people out there, you have all met them if you are…


Added by Iverneil on May 3, 2012 at 9:59am — 6 Comments

Younger men searching old women

The reason why older women want men to age with many old women is if you are sick and tired of your same old things and just want something new. Second, you may find that the younger man appears not so much happier and free, but if you are older women who want to know how to catch a man age then there are many local dating websites to find a correct one.


Below are some of the useful techniques which can…


Added by Skye Louise on May 3, 2012 at 5:30am — 6 Comments

Maybe I should just get bitchier?

I really don’t get my life. It’s confusing, it’s weird, and quite honestly it always smells slightly like beef lo mein.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining. Well, I’m not complaining at this particular moment, but I just have to know… am I alone in this situation?

For example, the amount of male attention I attract just does not equate with my physical features. Okay, maybe it does a little , I’m pretty fucking cute, god damnit! Then pair that cuteness with some…


Added by natalie paige on May 2, 2012 at 7:19am — No Comments

Sale Items at the Pet Supply Store

Advanced Ticks for Dogs, Cats and certain Lizards,

Kibbles & Shits,

Salpo (Available in California only),

99 44/100% Pure-ina,

Royal Canaan Dog Food (with free sample pack of Gaza Strips inside!),

Dent-a-car Bisquits,

Puppy Chow Mein,

Bile-Jac Dry Heave Dog Food,

Tartar Contrail Bisquits,

Martha Sewer Recycled Pet Toys,

Added by KariGrant on May 1, 2012 at 2:00pm — 20 Comments

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