Comedy Whirled

All Blog Posts (1,094)

Those Were Different Times #395

Those Were Different Times #395

Added by mellowpuma on October 30, 2018 at 6:32am — 6 Comments

Those Were Different Times #394

Those Were Different Times #394

Added by mellowpuma on October 30, 2018 at 6:16am — 6 Comments

Songs For TayTay...

Now that Taylor Swift has stopped being just a song writer and musician and has jumped into Partisan Politics alienating 1/2 of her Fan Base I have decided she may need some help with new Song Titles that align with hers and their Platforms... 

You should add your own Song Title…

Continue

Added by 38chrysler on October 9, 2018 at 12:00pm — 49 Comments

A Summary of the Kavanaugh Hearing by a Victim of Fraternity Rush Week Roof to Pool Diving Circa 1983

A Summary of the Kavanaugh Hearing by a Victim of Fraternity Rush Week Roof to Pool Diving Circa 1983



so a bunch of nerd senators are going after kdog because of some weird female hysteria.

 

then it's…

Continue

Added by mellowpuma on September 30, 2018 at 4:30pm — 4 Comments

Those Were Different Times #393

Those Were Different Times #393

-

-

-

3. "I hope you like chamber music."

-Ian

2. Don't come a-knockin' if the coffin is rockin'. 

-MacSpruce

1.

Buried With Children

-Mario!!!…

Continue

Added by mellowpuma on September 25, 2018 at 4:30am — 14 Comments

Those Were Different Times #392

Those Were Different Times #392

-

-

-

Results;

3. It'll give you a tromboner!

-Mario!!!

2. "Now includes Music to Watch Large Girls By featuring Sal Iva on Tuba."

-Ian

Trumpets for Strumpets

1. aka Herpes Alpert and the Gonorrhea Brass

-MacSpruce…

Continue

Added by mellowpuma on September 25, 2018 at 4:00am — 15 Comments

Those Were Different Times #391

Those Were Different Times #391

-

-

-

Results:

4. Even if you only listen to it once, you have to register as a sex offender.

-Mario!!!

3. It's like a few minutes of wet slapping.It's like a few minutes of wet slapping.

-jjj23

Organ ickily grown

2. Some of the tunes have words, others are hummers.

 -MacSpruce

1. *all the compositions in the songbook are written to be played with only one…

Continue

Added by mellowpuma on August 22, 2018 at 1:00am — 18 Comments

Those Were Different Times #390

Those Were Different Times #390

-

-

-

Results:

2. For everyone's sake it's better than being the gassy giant.

-Mervin97Oh,

1.5. he's friendly alright. I see he's fondling Twin Peaks again. And the less said about that episode with the lighthouse, the better. 

1. You misunderstood; I didn't say he showers the village with gold …-macspruce…

Continue

Added by mellowpuma on August 22, 2018 at 12:30am — 18 Comments

Those Were Different Times #389

Those Were Different Times #389

-

-

-

Results:

and the special "Oof" award goes to:

Sure, he tried to look like he was all business, but everyone could tell Gary was a total phoney.

-Mario!!!



Unfortunately for Gary, business was no longer interested in getting down with him.

2, "So, who the fuck were you before you went into that phone booth?"

-VomitFlop

Putting a gloryhole in a…

Continue

Added by mellowpuma on August 11, 2018 at 4:30am — 15 Comments

Those Were Different Times #388

Those Were Different Times #388

-

-

-

Results:

4. Such "happy occasions" include searching for the real killers.

-JJJ23



♪ ♫ ♬ When the blade hits your eye just like a pizza pie there's more of you eh? ♪ ♫ ♬

"Hey Cake, Pizza and Watermelon, come over here and play with me!

3. ""Only the penitent man may pass."

-Ian



2. The Stab never caught on like the Twist or the Mashed Potato, probably…

Continue

Added by mellowpuma on August 11, 2018 at 4:30am — 31 Comments

Rotwang's Decennial Capcon (or Catcon)

Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)

I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years.  And/or 5 if I'm generous.  And/or monthly if I'm bored. 

Here is the first one.  God help you…

Continue

Added by Rotwang on July 24, 2018 at 6:30pm — 22 Comments

Sequelmania Continues in Hollywood

Peter Jackson’s doing another sequel.

Sequel to The Hobbit.

Bilbo Baggins, he’s the main hobbit.

This one tells the tale of three generations of Hobbits,                                                                                       Bilbo Senior, Bilbo and Bilbo III, who leave their home

and go on an adventure together in

“Three Billbos…

Continue

Added by KariGrant on July 18, 2018 at 5:30pm — 7 Comments

Those Were Different Times #386

Those Were Different Times #386

-

-

-

Results:

... and the special "Doctor Strangetweet" Award goes to:...

and the special "Doctor Strangetweet" Award goes to:Historians believe that the nuclear holocaust that wiped out 95% of humanity, not to mention most other life on Earth, was triggered when, in July 2018, the leader of the US House Intelligence Committee presented President Trump with this photographic evidence of a secret nuclear missile…

Continue

Added by mellowpuma on July 6, 2018 at 5:00pm — 24 Comments

Those Were Different Times #387

Those Were Different Times #387

-

-

-

Results:

4. Featuring:"My Guitar is Too Big To Play Alone""Somebody Get Me Off... The Top of This Lighthouse"

-Ian

3. Hey, cheer up, don't sell short on yourself. -oh I meant sell yourself short.

 -Rotwang

2. Sammy, are you suggesting rape?

-Iverneil

1. He was sued for the song, "Murdering My Rivals Again in Margaritaville".

-JJJ23…

Continue

Added by mellowpuma on July 6, 2018 at 5:00pm — 19 Comments

Those Were Different Times #385

Those Were Different Times #385

.

.

.

------------

Results:(too much good here to sort out, great work)

and the special "It Just Works" award goes to:Et tu Gary? (this doesn't really fit but I think it's a funny sentence)

-JJJ23

4. Still in the Nam and Eatin' Too Much Ham.

-JJJ23

4. His dyslexic Cockney rendering of "What about me butt? 

-MacSpruce

4. Just released in Europe, with his hit single, "Alopecia,…

Continue

Added by mellowpuma on May 20, 2018 at 1:00pm — 22 Comments

Those Were Different Times #384

Those Were Different Times #384

-

-

-

Results:

4, featuring her powerful hit single, "Amy won the Speeelling Bee."

-KariGrant

3. She's a Shining star.It's for people who find Where's Waldo just too damn frustrating.

-Mario!!!

2.  Mr. and Mrs. Arngrim, I'm afraid your daughter has gotten into character work and she may well be lost forever to podcasts and comedy albums

.-JJJ23

1.  Sometimes referred to as "The…

Continue

Added by mellowpuma on May 20, 2018 at 1:00pm — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #383

Those Were Different Times #383

Results:

-

-

-



And unto her, the lord said "Fear not, my child, the all you can eat buffet will reopen tomorrow at Sizzler."

-Rotwang



Me so thorny!

This is the Edna civilization as we know it. 

 -MacSpruce



Even Bon Jovi thinks that's a pretty ridiculous prayer to live on.

-VomitFlop



I was sorry to hear that Edna has mono. No…

Continue

Added by mellowpuma on March 25, 2018 at 4:30am — 34 Comments

Those Were Different Times #382

Those Were Different Times #382

Results:

-

-

-

"Or just keep on creeping in your Free Candy van.""Or just keep on creeping in your Free Candy van."-VomitFlop

If you see anything suspicious, please give us a heads up

.-Iverneil



Putting the "bi" in "binoculars". 

-Rotwang

Alvis has left the bull dung.

-KariGrant



Hide and watch Alvis and the Barnetts play hide the…

Continue

Added by mellowpuma on March 25, 2018 at 4:00am — 23 Comments

Those Were Different Times #380

Those Were Different Times #380

-

-

-

Results:

3. Right after he tucked that shirt into his asshole.

-Iverneil

2. To see the rear side of the album sheath you have to just reach-around.

-Rotwang

1. It's the follow up to his debut album, "First I Fist Myself."

-Mario!!!…

Continue

Added by mellowpuma on March 9, 2018 at 4:00am — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #381

Those Were Different Times #381

-

-

-

Results:

1. Apparently, Kim trips over some beautiful people at a Hollywood party and falls under ground with a lady whose curiosity about his feminine name makes him combative. I plan on checking it out, once I get past my fear of that handkerchief.

-Mario!!!…

Continue

Added by mellowpuma on March 9, 2018 at 4:00am — 13 Comments

Monthly Archives

2018

2017

2016

2015

2014

2013

2012

2011

2010

1999

1970

1969

© 2018   Whirled Wide Network   Powered by You! Thank You for your continued support.

Badgers  |  Complain Complain Complain  |  Terms of Service