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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-15-2019
"no, you have to wear this protective suit, because, um ... the mannequin is made of compressed cancer."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-15-2019
"if you can take your aggression out on a piece of plastic, was it really aggression in the first place?"
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #399
""Relax....chances are, you bought this at a yard sale, so perhaps, you should temper your expectations accordingly.""
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""Stop trying to brainwash us with the power of suggestion, Oliver Stone!""
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #399
""Shouldn't a renowned hypnotherapist have much more inviting eyes?""
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #399
""No, that doesn't sound right." a flustered Frankie Goes to Hollywood tell themselves during an arduous studio session."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #398
"Pooper Mario Bros."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #398
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #398
""Well, the thing is, they aren't exactly being propelled by jetpacks.""
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Ian commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #399
""...I'm going to say one word:  Plastics.  That's all you're allowed to eat now.""
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Ian commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #399
""...after I have you over for dinner.""
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Ian commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #399
""...while you pick up my dry cleaning, walk my dogs, re-tile my bathroom...""
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Ian commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #398
"Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dub I'm the Scatman"
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Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #399
"Sure it's effective, but it does require quite a lot of self-amputation."
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Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #399
"Its success rate is not nearly as good as it is for his other album "Bend Over... You're Going to Get Fucked.""
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Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #398
"Also known as Ass Blasters in most parts of western Europe."
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Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #398
"For some reason, it was always number 2 of every critics' "Games of the Year" list."
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Those Were Different Times #399

Those Were Different Times #399

Posted on January 13, 2019 at 3:30am — 9 Comments

Those Were Different Times #398

Those Were Different Times #398

Posted on January 13, 2019 at 1:07am — 11 Comments

Those Were Different Times #397

Those Were Different Times #397

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When it came to spreading Christmas Cheer, they really phoned it in back in the Fifties.

4. Not to be confused with "Hanukkah up Your Ass."

-Mario!!!

"Pardon me, sir, but what is a Jerky boy?"

3. "CF phone home."

-VomitFlop

2. ...would prove to be the cause of death, clogging both the aorta and the jugular with pine needles, bits of glass ornaments and eggnog.

-Ian

1. "I…

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Posted on December 23, 2018 at 10:00pm — 15 Comments

Those Were Different Times #396

Those Were Different Times #396

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--- a blue christmas ... ---

3. He had a round little belly that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jizz.

-KariGrant

It was Santa's last stop of the night and he emptied his sack.

2. Santa always comes in December, and sometimes he comes in Mae.

-MacSpruce

1. ♪ Don't stand so Claus to me. ♪

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Posted on December 23, 2018 at 10:00pm — 16 Comments

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At 12:14am on September 20, 2018, Comedy Whirled said…

"difference between the catholic church and frankenstein" BRILLIANT

At 9:14am on April 7, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Damn near pissed myself at your peanut butter cap. LOL. Fucking greatness!

At 8:15am on February 16, 2018, Mervin97 said…

"We love you spider!!"

At 10:35pm on February 15, 2018, Ian said…

I was hoping Gen X would force-feed their kids Animal House & Garp... 

At 7:14pm on February 3, 2018, Ian said…

Hans' Because of the Cats is a hit.  It would probably gain a bit of traction if some independent filmmaker used it as a theme song for a period film.

At 9:20pm on January 23, 2018, Ian said…

"...air conditioner"  Bravo

At 10:44am on January 9, 2018, KariGrant said…

codzirra. Niiiice.

At 1:40pm on January 2, 2018, KariGrant said…

Thanks, again, Mellow <3

At 8:10am on January 1, 2018, JJJ23 said…

Well, you said Lynch doesn't repeat himself, I see a lot of connective tissue between Lost Highway, Mullholland Drive, and Inland Empire. Also there's the connection between Twin Peaks and Mullholland Drive because Mullholland Drive was originally meant to be a show with Audrey Horne as the Naomi Watts characters. It makes sense to see it as showing alternate realities, especially going back to David Bowie's scene in Fire Walk With Me. I definitely think Audrey was in a coma and has been since the end of the original series. 

At 10:27am on December 31, 2017, KariGrant said…

Thanks, Mellow. <3

 
 
 

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