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A Summary of the Kavanaugh Hearing by a Victim of Fraternity Rush Week Roof to Pool Diving Circa 1983

A Summary of the Kavanaugh Hearing by a Victim of Fraternity Rush Week Roof to Pool Diving Circa 1983



so a bunch of nerd senators are going after kdog because of some weird female hysteria.

 

then it's…

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Posted on September 30, 2018 at 4:30pm — 3 Comments

Those Were Different Times #393

Those Were Different Times #393

Posted on September 25, 2018 at 4:33am — 14 Comments

Those Were Different Times #392

Those Were Different Times #392

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Those Were Different Times #391

Those Were Different Times #391

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4. Even if you only listen to it once, you have to register as a sex offender.

-Mario!!!

3. It's like a few minutes of wet slapping.It's like a few minutes of wet slapping.

-jjj23

Organ ickily grown

2. Some of the tunes have words, others are hummers.

 -MacSpruce

1. *all the compositions in the songbook are written to be played with only one…

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Posted on August 22, 2018 at 1:00am — 18 Comments

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At 12:14am on September 20, 2018, Comedy Whirled said…

"difference between the catholic church and frankenstein" BRILLIANT

At 9:14am on April 7, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Damn near pissed myself at your peanut butter cap. LOL. Fucking greatness!

At 8:15am on February 16, 2018, Mervin97 said…

"We love you spider!!"

At 10:35pm on February 15, 2018, Ian said…

I was hoping Gen X would force-feed their kids Animal House & Garp... 

At 7:14pm on February 3, 2018, Ian said…

Hans' Because of the Cats is a hit.  It would probably gain a bit of traction if some independent filmmaker used it as a theme song for a period film.

At 9:20pm on January 23, 2018, Ian said…

"...air conditioner"  Bravo

At 10:44am on January 9, 2018, KariGrant said…

codzirra. Niiiice.

At 1:40pm on January 2, 2018, KariGrant said…

Thanks, again, Mellow <3

At 8:10am on January 1, 2018, JJJ23 said…

Well, you said Lynch doesn't repeat himself, I see a lot of connective tissue between Lost Highway, Mullholland Drive, and Inland Empire. Also there's the connection between Twin Peaks and Mullholland Drive because Mullholland Drive was originally meant to be a show with Audrey Horne as the Naomi Watts characters. It makes sense to see it as showing alternate realities, especially going back to David Bowie's scene in Fire Walk With Me. I definitely think Audrey was in a coma and has been since the end of the original series. 

At 10:27am on December 31, 2017, KariGrant said…

Thanks, Mellow. <3

 
 
 

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