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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #409
""Actually, no I can't see what you did there or anything else for that matter. Now, are you & your so called 'playboys' done leering at me while nervously playing pocket pool?""
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #409
"They were quite the spectacles."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #409
"An unimpressed Hugh Hefner looks on in slight disdain."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #409
""Nobody will know it's me!"  Mrs. Garland surmised."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #408
"Never mind the bollocks, here's the Sex Whistles."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #408
"Not exactly what Mr. Cobain was alluding to when he encouraged people to come as they are."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #408
"#MeTuba"
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #408
""So, which one of you frisky bastards plays the skin flute?""
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-13-2020
"the beginning of the local gullibility festival."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-16-2020
"the winner gets adopted."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-19-2020
"just in case the room is bugged, let's just text, i'm sure none of us will turn states evidence when the heat is on.  good plan, great plan!"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-19-2020
"you lay down with dogs, you buy your wife a jeweled knit comb."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-19-2020
"if you lay down with dogs ...  yada yada.  their wives have the best knit combs money can buy."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-19-2020
"rudy in disgust ... with glastnost."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-19-2020
"rudy in disgust ... with russians."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-19-2020
"i coulda been a contenda ..."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-19-2020
"their wives have the best knit combs money can buy."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-19-2020
"it's like monopoly, except the whole point is to get the "get out of jail free" card."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-19-2020
"are the dogs playing poker, or blackmailing each other, these velvet paintings are so vague."
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Rotwang commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #408
"Beethoven's 9th Inch."
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Those Were Different Times #409

Those Were Different Times #409

Posted on December 31, 2019 at 12:22am — 21 Comments

Those Were Different Times #408

Those Were Different Times #408

Posted on December 31, 2019 at 12:19am — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #407

Those Were Different Times #407

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5. But you can call me Angst

-Iverneil

4. At the last moment, the panicked record company had to remove the word "hole" from the title.

-VomitFlop

Are you telling me Santa isn't real??

3. He had to change his name to Loser Old in 1983.

-Rotwang

2. Confused James Dean approves.

-JJJ23 

1. Deleted tracks:

(Let Me Be Your) Beast…

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Posted on October 2, 2019 at 4:00am — 21 Comments

Those Were Different Times #406

Those Were Different Times #406

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6. In case you were wondering, not only do the curtains match the drapes, but they're totally shagged.

-Mario

5. Includes the hit... "Viagra Falls!"

-Gerhardguffaw

4. "Ma'am, as your doctor, I must unfortunately inform you that it's not just fire & it's also not just primarily located down below.

-VomitFlop

3. Perfect! Because I have a firehose down below.…

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Posted on October 2, 2019 at 3:30am — 21 Comments

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At 9:05pm on January 3, 2020, JJJ23 said…

I really loved all of the "bird pimp" stuff. You are the funniest person here. Happy new new

At 5:21pm on May 16, 2019, Ian said…

Pam is still going strong!  https://twitter.com/PamAyres (And apparently Dudley Russell said 'yes')

At 6:49am on May 15, 2019, Rotwang said…

I hated donnie darko.  Yea he's a good actor tho.  I'm looking at his list he's done more movies than I thought; he's very prolific.  

Ironically I can't think of any movie he was in that I saw that I liked.  I mean he was always good but the movies weren't.  I can't think of even one.

What did you mean about the "two dollars"? The Better off Dead reference? Did I put that in a cap or something?  That kid's not Jake gyle, dunno what you meant.

At 12:14am on September 20, 2018, Comedy Whirled said…

"difference between the catholic church and frankenstein" BRILLIANT

At 9:14am on April 7, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Damn near pissed myself at your peanut butter cap. LOL. Fucking greatness!

At 8:15am on February 16, 2018, Mervin97 said…

"We love you spider!!"

At 10:35pm on February 15, 2018, Ian said…

I was hoping Gen X would force-feed their kids Animal House & Garp... 

At 7:14pm on February 3, 2018, Ian said…

Hans' Because of the Cats is a hit.  It would probably gain a bit of traction if some independent filmmaker used it as a theme song for a period film.

At 9:20pm on January 23, 2018, Ian said…

"...air conditioner"  Bravo

At 10:44am on January 9, 2018, KariGrant said…

codzirra. Niiiice.

 
 
 

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