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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-28-2020
"afterwith, cries of skynnerd free berd were heard, and there was much rejoicing."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-28-2020
"seen in the wild, the florida mans' mating ritual can seem crude at first.  and later.  it seems crude later too."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-28-2020
"seen in the wild, the florida mans mating ritual can seem crude at first.  and later.  it seems crude later too."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-28-2020
"after their fathers opened facebook, they started digging five holes."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-28-2020
"after their fathers opened facebook, and started digging five holes."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-28-2020
"after their fathers opened facebook, they started digging five holes."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-28-2020
"the age old question: what do you do with your hands when you are tricking girls into a forced perspective blowjob?  pockets ... rookie move.  arms straight down ... for beginners.  the answer: fake a yawn, then hands behind the…"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-28-2020
"the age old question: what do you do with your hands when you are tricking girls into a forced perspective blowjob?"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-28-2020
"forced perspective blow jobs are the saddest blow jobs, hands down."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-28-2020
"forced perspective blow jobs are the saddest blow jobs of all."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-28-2020
"it's like we're livin' in a zz top song.  least till we have to take the tuxes back.  till then. we do wee do wee!"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-28-2020
"much fun is made of florida men, but what do we really know about them?  this much is clear, they lead very different lives.  also, it follows, there must be florida women.  what of them?  "
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-28-2020
"chicks dig cumberbuns."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-28-2020
"is this what happens at all those weddings i blow off, damn!"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-25-2020
"mam, just put down the virus and walk away.  nobody needs to get hurt today."
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MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #408
"… and a complimentary tube of K-Y Jelly."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-25-2020
"ah, tiananmen, some things never change."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-25-2020
"i know what you're thinking: did he fire six shots or only five? well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself ..."
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MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #409
"I-I-I-I don't think those cantaloupes are eyes.. "
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MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #409
""Hey, my disguise is up here!""
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Those Were Different Times #409

Those Were Different Times #409

Posted on December 31, 2019 at 12:22am — 24 Comments

Those Were Different Times #408

Those Were Different Times #408

Posted on December 31, 2019 at 12:19am — 19 Comments

Those Were Different Times #407

Those Were Different Times #407

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5. But you can call me Angst

-Iverneil

4. At the last moment, the panicked record company had to remove the word "hole" from the title.

-VomitFlop

Are you telling me Santa isn't real??

3. He had to change his name to Loser Old in 1983.

-Rotwang

2. Confused James Dean approves.

-JJJ23 

1. Deleted tracks:

(Let Me Be Your) Beast…

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Posted on October 2, 2019 at 4:00am — 21 Comments

Those Were Different Times #406

Those Were Different Times #406

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6. In case you were wondering, not only do the curtains match the drapes, but they're totally shagged.

-Mario

5. Includes the hit... "Viagra Falls!"

-Gerhardguffaw

4. "Ma'am, as your doctor, I must unfortunately inform you that it's not just fire & it's also not just primarily located down below.

-VomitFlop

3. Perfect! Because I have a firehose down below.…

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Posted on October 2, 2019 at 3:30am — 21 Comments

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At 9:05pm on January 3, 2020, JJJ23 said…

I really loved all of the "bird pimp" stuff. You are the funniest person here. Happy new new

At 5:21pm on May 16, 2019, Ian said…

Pam is still going strong!  https://twitter.com/PamAyres (And apparently Dudley Russell said 'yes')

At 6:49am on May 15, 2019, Rotwang said…

I hated donnie darko.  Yea he's a good actor tho.  I'm looking at his list he's done more movies than I thought; he's very prolific.  

Ironically I can't think of any movie he was in that I saw that I liked.  I mean he was always good but the movies weren't.  I can't think of even one.

What did you mean about the "two dollars"? The Better off Dead reference? Did I put that in a cap or something?  That kid's not Jake gyle, dunno what you meant.

At 12:14am on September 20, 2018, Comedy Whirled said…

"difference between the catholic church and frankenstein" BRILLIANT

At 9:14am on April 7, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Damn near pissed myself at your peanut butter cap. LOL. Fucking greatness!

At 8:15am on February 16, 2018, Mervin97 said…

"We love you spider!!"

At 10:35pm on February 15, 2018, Ian said…

I was hoping Gen X would force-feed their kids Animal House & Garp... 

At 7:14pm on February 3, 2018, Ian said…

Hans' Because of the Cats is a hit.  It would probably gain a bit of traction if some independent filmmaker used it as a theme song for a period film.

At 9:20pm on January 23, 2018, Ian said…

"...air conditioner"  Bravo

At 10:44am on January 9, 2018, KariGrant said…

codzirra. Niiiice.

 
 
 

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