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Rotwang commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #412
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Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #412
"The REAL reason Skynet rebelled against the humans."
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Those Were Different Times #412

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mellowpuma commented on mellowpuma's blog post ask "dr" mellowpuma in the pre times of post apocalypse.
"an american with an open mind unlike the media wrote: " Hey, thanks anyway, but I just found out – and I have this on very good authority, from someone who many people are calling a scientific and medical genius – that drinking a…"
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mellowpuma commented on mellowpuma's blog post ask "dr" mellowpuma in the pre times of post apocalypse.
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post ask "dr" mellowpuma in the pre times of post apocalypse.
"Dr. president puma, how do you feel about the band Tame Impala? It's basically just one guy, I think, and whatever touring musicians he works with. Sorta hipstery, falsetto, electronic rock stuff. Um, also, real quick, do you believe morality…"
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"Hey, thanks anyway, but I just found out – and I have this on very good authority, from someone who many people are calling a scientific and medical genius – that drinking a bottle of Lysol will do the trick, so I’m.. I mean, my…"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-21-2020
"they want a government that can do what none of them can: drown in a bathtub."
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Those Were Different Times #412

Topo & Robi "Under The Ice"

Posted on September 2, 2020 at 2:00am — 3 Comments

ask "dr" mellowpuma in the pre times of post apocalypse.

Unless lot of people do my press conferences, and say my name a lot, i'm opening the country, and your parents and your grandparents might die. also this is like 911 or a war or something.   just kidding, your grandparents will…

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Posted on April 18, 2020 at 3:00am — 8 Comments

Those Were Different Times #411

Those Were Different Times #411

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2. Because by supporting socialized medicine you're just encouraging the spread of socialized diseases.

-MacSpruce



1. "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down these hospitals!"

-Mario!!!…

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Posted on February 12, 2020 at 3:00am — 20 Comments

Those Were Different Times #410

Those Were Different Times #410

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2. and then nothing else, forever.

-jjj23

1. Step away from the trunk Jeb, we’re concerned about your actions prior to “Seeing the light

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Posted on February 12, 2020 at 2:00am — 20 Comments

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At 3:17pm on February 14, 2020, Comedy Whirled said…

That's not the pic, but it's close.  I'm wondering why you seem to be the only one able to upload photos....

At 6:47pm on February 13, 2020, Comedy Whirled said…

Did you encounter any issues when uploading the latest Different Times photos?  We are unable to upload any photos anywhere. 

At 9:05pm on January 3, 2020, JJJ23 said…

I really loved all of the "bird pimp" stuff. You are the funniest person here. Happy new new

At 5:21pm on May 16, 2019, Ian said…

Pam is still going strong!  https://twitter.com/PamAyres (And apparently Dudley Russell said 'yes')

At 6:49am on May 15, 2019, Rotwang said…

I hated donnie darko.  Yea he's a good actor tho.  I'm looking at his list he's done more movies than I thought; he's very prolific.  

Ironically I can't think of any movie he was in that I saw that I liked.  I mean he was always good but the movies weren't.  I can't think of even one.

What did you mean about the "two dollars"? The Better off Dead reference? Did I put that in a cap or something?  That kid's not Jake gyle, dunno what you meant.

At 12:14am on September 20, 2018, Comedy Whirled said…

"difference between the catholic church and frankenstein" BRILLIANT

At 9:14am on April 7, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Damn near pissed myself at your peanut butter cap. LOL. Fucking greatness!

At 8:15am on February 16, 2018, Mervin97 said…

"We love you spider!!"

At 10:35pm on February 15, 2018, Ian said…

I was hoping Gen X would force-feed their kids Animal House & Garp... 

At 7:14pm on February 3, 2018, Ian said…

Hans' Because of the Cats is a hit.  It would probably gain a bit of traction if some independent filmmaker used it as a theme song for a period film.

 
 
 

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