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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-13-2019
"that's why they call them "cowpokes""
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #404
"The ring around her represents a halo that hovers over the angel of gaping anuses."
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #404
"Hole Miner's Farter"
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Ian commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #405
"Translation:  "Is your cat stuck up a tree?  Call the professionals:  CATDUSTERS""
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MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #404
"So I take it she's already met poor Jenny.. "
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MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #404
"Twisted Fister"
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MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #404
""Oh, the fisticity!""
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MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #405
"Take a proper gander at that!"
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MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #405
""Some days I feel, you know, not so fresh. So I shoot anybody that notices.""
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-10-2019
"she has a shawl and a cuberbun.... altert ice ... she's an al quedia sleeper agent!"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-10-2019
"it's like a rap video, except the everything."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-10-2019
"why are there only 13 stars on your flag mrs. schriber?"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-07-2019
"i fucked your election, now i'm going in the water.  what are you going to do about it?"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-07-2019
"putin takes an unnecessarily manly adventure.  also, he appears to be bored while doing so."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-01-2019
"so why are you unhappy now?  aren't the weeds are gone?"
Tuesday
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-29-2019
"they're lax on the "no p in our ool" policy."
Tuesday
Ian commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #404
"Little known fact:  Loretta Lynn is the Great-Great-Great-Great Granddaughter of Stands With Fist."
Tuesday
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #405
"Mao That's What I Call Music!"
Monday
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #404
""And Others", is one of the better country songs you'll ever hear about stretching a butthole."
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Gerhardguffaw commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #405
"Dances With Buckshot  "
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Those Were Different Times #405

Those Were Different Times #405

Posted on August 8, 2019 at 11:01am — 9 Comments

Those Were Different Times #404

Those Were Different Times #404

Posted on August 8, 2019 at 10:55am — 12 Comments

Those Were Different Times #403

Those Were Different Times #403

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4. "Damn Jenny, I told you air-hockey was dangerous for girls!"

-Ian

3. Jenny just couldn't stop falling for the old telescope black eye prank.

-Mervin

2. Her album was in the lead until she was beaten out by Chris Brown.

-Iverneil

1. Poor Jenny can't afford another pack of Tareytons.

-MacSpruce…

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Posted on May 15, 2019 at 3:00am — 16 Comments

Those Were Different Times #402

Those Were Different Times #402

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3. Well Pam, first you need to step back from your expectation of finding a husband with the head of a cartoon dog and the body of a snake.

-JJJ23

2. Sadly for Pam, she always ends up being the girl people opt to kill when given a choice.

-Mario!!!

1. Try ISIS.

-Iverneil…

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Posted on May 15, 2019 at 3:00am — 15 Comments

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At 5:21pm on May 16, 2019, Ian said…

Pam is still going strong!  https://twitter.com/PamAyres (And apparently Dudley Russell said 'yes')

At 6:49am on May 15, 2019, Rotwang said…

I hated donnie darko.  Yea he's a good actor tho.  I'm looking at his list he's done more movies than I thought; he's very prolific.  

Ironically I can't think of any movie he was in that I saw that I liked.  I mean he was always good but the movies weren't.  I can't think of even one.

What did you mean about the "two dollars"? The Better off Dead reference? Did I put that in a cap or something?  That kid's not Jake gyle, dunno what you meant.

At 12:14am on September 20, 2018, Comedy Whirled said…

"difference between the catholic church and frankenstein" BRILLIANT

At 9:14am on April 7, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Damn near pissed myself at your peanut butter cap. LOL. Fucking greatness!

At 8:15am on February 16, 2018, Mervin97 said…

"We love you spider!!"

At 10:35pm on February 15, 2018, Ian said…

I was hoping Gen X would force-feed their kids Animal House & Garp... 

At 7:14pm on February 3, 2018, Ian said…

Hans' Because of the Cats is a hit.  It would probably gain a bit of traction if some independent filmmaker used it as a theme song for a period film.

At 9:20pm on January 23, 2018, Ian said…

"...air conditioner"  Bravo

At 10:44am on January 9, 2018, KariGrant said…

codzirra. Niiiice.

At 1:40pm on January 2, 2018, KariGrant said…

Thanks, again, Mellow <3

 
 
 

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