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Those Were Different Times #412
Topo & Robi "Under The Ice"
Posted on September 2, 2020 at 2:00am — 3 Comments
ask "dr" mellowpuma in the pre times of post apocalypse.
Unless lot of people do my press conferences, and say my name a lot, i'm opening the country, and your parents and your grandparents might die. also this is like 911 or a war or something. just kidding, your grandparents will…
ContinuePosted on April 18, 2020 at 3:00am — 8 Comments
Those Were Different Times #411
Those Were Different Times #411
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2. Because by supporting socialized medicine you're just encouraging the spread of socialized diseases.
-MacSpruce
1. "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down these hospitals!"
-Mario!!!…
Posted on February 12, 2020 at 3:00am — 20 Comments
Those Were Different Times #410
Those Were Different Times #410
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2. and then nothing else, forever.
-jjj23
1. Step away from the trunk Jeb, we’re concerned about your actions prior to “Seeing the light
-Iverneil…
Posted on February 12, 2020 at 2:00am — 20 Comments
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Comment Wall (634 comments)
- At 8:33pm on July 1, 2022,
Rotwang said…
Woa you're back. I was worried you went the way of the TDM.
- At 3:17pm on February 14, 2020,
Comedy Whirled said…
That's not the pic, but it's close. I'm wondering why you seem to be the only one able to upload photos....
- At 6:47pm on February 13, 2020,
Did you encounter any issues when uploading the latest Different Times photos? We are unable to upload any photos anywhere.
- At 9:05pm on January 3, 2020,
JJJ23 said…
I really loved all of the "bird pimp" stuff. You are the funniest person here. Happy new new
- At 5:21pm on May 16, 2019,
Ian said…
Pam is still going strong! https://twitter.com/PamAyres (And apparently Dudley Russell said 'yes')
- At 6:49am on May 15, 2019,
I hated donnie darko. Yea he's a good actor tho. I'm looking at his list he's done more movies than I thought; he's very prolific.
Ironically I can't think of any movie he was in that I saw that I liked. I mean he was always good but the movies weren't. I can't think of even one.
What did you mean about the "two dollars"? The Better off Dead reference? Did I put that in a cap or something? That kid's not Jake gyle, dunno what you meant.
- At 12:14am on September 20, 2018,
"difference between the catholic church and frankenstein" BRILLIANT
- At 9:14am on April 7, 2018,
VomitFlop said…
Damn near pissed myself at your peanut butter cap. LOL. Fucking greatness!
- At 8:15am on February 16, 2018,
Mervin97 said…
"We love you spider!!"
- At 10:35pm on February 15, 2018,
I was hoping Gen X would force-feed their kids Animal House & Garp...
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