I saw a clickbait bullshit list of 35 Most Fake Reality Shows so I decided to do some dumb jokes for each one
35. South Beach Tow
it's more about toes
34. Duck Dynasty
clear rip off of Buck Bastards and most of the duck calls are made by descendants of the Ming dynasty
33.Undercover Boss
not about the head of a detective agency
32. Hardcore Pawn
includes not one…
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Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.
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You've got some real nice looking girl parts.
Is it boner in here or is it just me?
Wanna go for a ride on my moped?
Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!
You ever seen a sub basement?
I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.
Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…
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Clever Girl
Sadly I bet most people who't get the reference, can you believe that was nearly 20 years ago.
"dais like this" is fucking fantastic!
"...new follower." Very good.
"Still not the highest..." Very funny!
It only took them 8 years! (SNL, Turtles)
Oh I don't really pay attention to those- I just checked it looks like you me and Mervin were within a point of each other wow. After slant stopped judging a few years ago I didn't like the new judge so I kinda just loosely throw in a couple entries just to have a dog in the race. I dunno who the new judge is, Ian won't tell me. cheers
haha oh and The Thin Read Line
man you're killing it. if you don't medal there should be an uprising.
Reading Rambo