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35 Most Fake Reality Shows
I saw a clickbait bullshit list of 35 Most Fake Reality Shows so I decided to do some dumb jokes for each one
35. South Beach Tow
it's more about toes
34. Duck Dynasty
clear rip off of Buck Bastards and most of the duck calls are made by descendants of the Ming dynasty
33.Undercover Boss
not about the head of a detective agency
32. Hardcore Pawn
includes not one…
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Trump Bios
Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.
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You ever seen a sub basement?
I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.
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Comment Wall (369 comments)
- At 6:22am on February 24, 2021,
Rotwang said…
Clever Girl
Sadly I bet most people who't get the reference, can you believe that was nearly 20 years ago.
- At 10:26pm on January 8, 2021,
VomitFlop said…
"dais like this" is fucking fantastic!
- At 12:21am on August 11, 2020,
Ian said…
"...new follower." Very good.
- At 7:48pm on July 10, 2020,
"Still not the highest..." Very funny!
- At 2:01pm on June 25, 2020,
- At 9:49pm on April 14, 2020,
It only took them 8 years! (SNL, Turtles)
- At 4:33pm on April 11, 2020,
Oh I don't really pay attention to those- I just checked it looks like you me and Mervin were within a point of each other wow. After slant stopped judging a few years ago I didn't like the new judge so I kinda just loosely throw in a couple entries just to have a dog in the race. I dunno who the new judge is, Ian won't tell me. cheers
- At 2:58am on April 11, 2020,
haha oh and The Thin Read Line
man you're killing it. if you don't medal there should be an uprising.
- At 9:32pm on April 10, 2020,
Reading Rambo
- At 9:42pm on March 24, 2020,
MacSpruce said…
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