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"Good Grief"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-29-2018
"Charmed, I'm sure."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-26-2018
"Guys! E.T. was a fictional movie! He's not coming! "
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 09-26-2018
"We should maybe rethink our economic system."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-02-2018
"This is what cricket is? Hmm, I get it. (I don't get it.)"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-05-2018
"Coon Man! Coon together with your coons! Coon c-coon, coon, now all words have become coon."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-08-2018
"The slave trade? Yeah, I've had some experience with that."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-11-2018
"You think your job sucks?"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-11-2018
"I think they're in over their heads down at the old calamari factory."
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JJJ23 commented on 38chrysler's blog post Songs For TayTay...
""Is it cool that I said all that? Is it chill Trump's in your head? Cause I know that it's delicate. Isn't it? Isn't it?"
Oct 12
JJJ23 commented on 38chrysler's blog post Songs For TayTay...
""Even in my Wildest Dreams, I wouldn't say anything in front of a camera about reinstating slavery!""
Oct 12
JJJ23 commented on 38chrysler's blog post Songs For TayTay...
""Even in my Wildest Dreams, I wouldn't say anything in front of a camera about reinstating slavery!"
Oct 12
JJJ23 commented on 38chrysler's blog post Songs For TayTay...
""I'm feelin' 22, and shouldn't the police be expected to do their jobs properly without murdering people? They're supposed to be held to a higher standard than the average citizen, right? I'm still feelin'…"
Oct 12
JJJ23 commented on 38chrysler's blog post Songs For TayTay...
"When you think Tim McGraw, I hope you think my favorite song. I hope you think about rushing a suspected rapist into the highest court in the land, and then some more stuff about Tim McGraw..."
Oct 12
JJJ23 commented on 38chrysler's blog post Songs For TayTay...
""When you Tim McGraw, I hope you think my favorite song. I hope you think about rushing a suspected rapist into the highest court in the land, and then some more stuff about Tim McGraw..."
Oct 12
JJJ23 commented on 38chrysler's blog post Songs For TayTay...
""You Belong With Pee, Mr. President""
Oct 12

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JJJ23's Blog

Trump Bios

Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.

Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 47 Comments

Who's Weirder?

Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?

Posted on January 21, 2013 at 10:00pm — 14 Comments

Sure Fire Pick Up Lines

You've got some real nice looking girl parts.

Is it boner in here or is it just me?

Wanna go for a ride on my moped?

Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!

You ever seen a sub basement?

I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.

Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…

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Posted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 36 Comments

Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments

You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.

Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments

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At 9:23am on October 17, 2018, Rotwang said…

Good Grief

At 2:20pm on August 24, 2018, Ian said…

I stole that one from Jack Handey's DEEP THOUGHTS!

At 9:57pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…

Excuse me, I'm actually under par by 2 strokes if it were a standard par 72 layout!

At 9:57pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…

Thanks for the work!  At least we're both shooting par for 9 holes. (You would be playing a par-3 course of course)

At 7:51pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…

Platoon 2  is a riot.

At 12:49pm on June 14, 2018, Rotwang said…

I love how opinionated you are!! (seriously) 

Yea like I said I come across as a troll.  I signed up to be Rotwang so I can't exactly complain, right.

And as for this "not mattering".  No I actually think it does because we might change each other's opinion as an exercise.  Well or hell- just recommending something to see can be valuable, right. 

(Oh and I actually haven't seen the magnolia poster, just fyi.)

Cheers,

rw

At 8:09am on June 12, 2018, Rotwang said…

* oh oops I meant "stupid movie", not "stupid moving". 

At 8:08am on June 12, 2018, Rotwang said…

Well ok let's break this down:  

a) like I said, I definitely come across as a troll.  I'm Rotwang.  I get that. (But I'm not.)

b) The shape of the magnolia flower is a bunch of circles that overlap.  (hence; venn diagrams.) And every character has something in common with every other character, you see what I mean.  But I don't like it, it's a stupid moving, IMHO.  

c) The movies I like?  OK sure, thanks for asking. (Not being sarcastic) Ok here:

Here's my top 10:

Mad Max Road Warrior
Aliens Director's Cut
Fight Club
Spinal Tap
The Red Pill (Cassie Jaye)
Leon the Professional (aka "The Cleaners")
Clockwork Orange
Girl Next Door (2004)
Groundhog Day
Triangle (2009)



At 11:18pm on June 10, 2018, Rotwang said…

Um ok the worst movie is "Frailty". (Bill Paxton, Matthew McConaughey, 2001.)

For moral reasons.

(well, IMmoral reasons. )

An interesting thing that if you insult someone's religion (or lack thereof) (as it does) it's like; people ape-shit nuclear. I haaaate that movie. I'm ape-shit nuclear about "Frailty".  

Well and as for Magnolia- it's so overrated. Yea I got the flower reference right away. Venn diagrams. It's a trick- it makes people think they're sooooo smart when they figure that out. That's the "trick". I write screenplays for fun. Google for "I see what you did there owl".

Believe it or not I'm not a troll, you mr. desperately swearing man. But hey, I signed to be Rotwang. So hey I can't complain, right.  But I'm not, nor have I ever been, a troll. 

Hey how's that for a thorough answer. Did my best,

-Rotwang

At 11:01pm on June 10, 2018, Rotwang said…

Shit you have some serious words there.  Even for rotwang that's harsh, man.

 
 
 

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