""I gotta get to the dance on time or my mother and father won't kiss and I'll never be born! Agh! I can feel my knee joints disappearing already!""
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Ian
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"(Man with megaphone) "Cross now, cross now, cross now!""
"I bet the ranch we hear the song 'Wheel of Fortune' as sung by Kay Starr in Indiana Jones 5"
""I want you to check every doghouse, wellhouse, henhouse, cat house, both kinds, hellhouse and house party!""
Ian's Blog
In Soviet Russia...
Big thanks to Rotwang for keeping things alive. What a pleasure to read all your caps on a 'little bitty trouble phone' (Yes, that's a CEot3rdKind reference) while passing through places like Winslow, AZ (where you'll find Meteor Crater) and Amarillo, TX. CW persists, like the legend of Sasquatch, only funnier. Thank you to all who donated. You literally saved CW. AT&T was sure I'd have decent reception at my new very rural digs in the heartland, they were wrong. I was getting one tiny bar of reception and only when the cows were in a certain position. The logistics of moving myself and my small business is an ongoing task that has kept my nose to the grind-stone. A couple of days ago Viasat came to the rescue, and now I have internet again, and a phone via Wifi! Back in the saddle again...
Posted on August 4, 2021 at 9:50pm — 2 Comments
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Animated GIF Gone Wild
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UFO OVER FLOCK OF SHEEP
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STAR WARS EPISODE VII PARODY
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The cap about McDonald's monopoly tickets is fucking priceless! Have you ever watched the HBO documentary that came out a few years ago about it? McMillions. It's an exhaustively deep dive into the all too real corruption that was rampant all throughout that snake oil bullshit contest that you may have only had a sneaking suspicion about back when it was all going down.
It may be a bit long, but it's well worth the watch & strangely on brand for this dork. I could absolutely imagine him spending an ungodly amount of money trying to master the game & never quite being able to get there along with everyone else.
Thanks. Shatner actually referred to them all being half-astronauts on Fallon. It stuck in my head as very accurate and funny.
Thank you so much for the kind words Ian!
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