Comedy Whirled

VomitFlop
  • Male
  • Lake Worth, FL
  • United States
Share on Facebook Share on Facebook Share
  • Blog Posts
  • Gold Medal Winners
  • Photo Albums

VomitFlop's Fiends

  • Shoes Wizley
  • Bill Clinton
  • Mario!!!
  • AKAAB
  • vindoc725
  • Uncomfortable Hug
  • Schellshock
  • cutleaftoothwart
  • toofpick
  • KariGrant
  • BC
  • Iverneil
  • Frodoh
  • Wednesday
  • Sassy/Captionland
 

"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."

The Latest

VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-20-2019
""I came up with it because sometimes you gotta invade personal space with some force, you know?""
yesterday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-20-2019
""MASA! Make America Space Again! Oh, wait.""
yesterday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-20-2019
""Fuck Michael Jackson. I did it first.""
yesterday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-20-2019
""Well, Mr. President, you of all people would know about the gravity of certain situations, wouldn't you?""
yesterday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-20-2019
""Before going to the moon, I only got this high.""
yesterday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-20-2019
""I hereby nominate Buzz Lightyear to lead our Space Force going forward.""
yesterday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-17-2019
""The future is now, old man.""
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-17-2019
""Alright, guys, looks like my computer time at the orphanage is just about up. It's been real.""
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-17-2019
""...and thus concludes hour 11 of our never-ending podcast. Join us a few minutes from now as we break down the minutiae of macrame hairpieces.""
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-17-2019
"Right before Chris Hansen barges in abruptly."
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-17-2019
""See, I told you I could make any character in Fortnite do a special shitty dance!""
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-17-2019
""Christ, I really need to consider getting these glasses readjusted. Are we back from break?""
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-17-2019
""Reach for the Skype!""
Wednesday
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-14-2019
""Won't we hit the Hollow Earth long before we manage to reach China?""
Jul 14
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-14-2019
""Dave, I'm almost certain that Beelzebub will be wanting that back sooner than later.""
Jul 14
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-14-2019
""No, actually, I cannot fucking dig it. Are you mental?""
Jul 14

Profile Information

Comment Wall (666 comments)

Join Comedy Whirled today!

Join Comedy Whirled

At 8:25pm on June 26, 2019, MacSpruce said…

Just saw your comment on 'bottweilers'. Thanks VF!

At 5:53pm on June 26, 2019, Rodney Dean said…

Your paper comment is perfect from Canada's Prime Minister flub recently, it made me laugh! Nice one.

At 11:26am on June 23, 2019, 38chrysler said…

Thanks VF... been too busy to be on here much... Hold Down the Forte till I Get Back as my music teacher used to say...

At 7:48pm on May 19, 2019, Ian said…

Divorced from reality also works!

At 10:44am on May 18, 2019, KariGrant said…

Captain Marvel. Hahahahaha

At 2:02am on May 18, 2019, Ian said…

Soviet Russia!!

At 10:28pm on May 9, 2019, Rotwang said…

Game of Scones

At 8:21pm on May 4, 2019, Ian said…

I get that, as I waited about 10 years to watch all the G.O.T. episodes in 8 days. 

At 7:26pm on April 30, 2019, Ian said…

The latest episode of BARRY is fantastic.  Holy crap.  Hallucinatory it was.

At 9:51pm on April 23, 2019, Ian said…

SNL does better when they create little movies, like the recent THRONES spin-off parody.  If they continue to do live sketches they need to learn how to spin the end so we don't see it coming for once and get a stronger director in there as well.  These days I tune in for the band if they're good and the news desk.  They need a new breakout actor who has actual funny bones.  The last one was Hader, (who's brilliant as BARRY on HBO). 

 
 
 

© 2019   Whirled Wide Network   Powered by Windmills

Badgers  |  Complain Complain Complain  |  Terms of Service