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"I've got my tongue so far in my cheek it makes me mute. Now watch me kick in the teeth of the track like my mind was a steel toe boot."

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VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-19-2022
""Oh, please, Amber, you know you're not supposed to lie under oath! You know damn well that you did not actually tell Mr. Musk to buy twitter during your little tryst.""
May 10
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-19-2022
""I mean, really, how many more Pirates movies could he have possibly made?! Take it from an expert, Johnny, CGI can only cover up so much.""
May 10
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-19-2022
"Looks like her chances at a successful verdict just shit the bed."
May 10
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-19-2022
""Please, Miss Heard, save the crocodile tears for Aquaman 2 where'll it be more appropriate.""
May 10
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-19-2022
""Um, listen, your honor, I don't know how to say this in a nice way, but I don't believe that she's capable of method acting.""
May 10
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-19-2022
""If by class act, you're referring to pre-school, then I totally agree.""
May 10
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"LOL@"I Heard it through the grapevine!"! Christ, that's gonna be tough to top."
May 10
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-12-2022
"Selfie Awareness"
May 3
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-12-2022
""I can't believe Elon just did that! He's so dreamy!""
May 3
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-12-2022
""Wow! Somebody older than 30 knows what TikTok is?! *shrieks like an annoying cunt for 5 minutes straight.*.""
May 3
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-12-2022
""Remember when we used to use our phones for calling other people? Aw, man, we were such simple primates then.""
May 3
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-12-2022
"I'd laugh too if somebody tried to impress me with their shitty Apple product."
May 3
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-12-2022
""Look at that stupid cat! He's never gonna catch that ball of yarn!""
May 3
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-12-2022
""You still send dick picks to girls? That's so corny!""
May 3
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-14-2022
"I can't wait until some genius turns this epic moment into a lit NFT."
Apr 1
VomitFlop commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-14-2022
""Oh, it is on now. I'm gonna roast you harder than your wife during a spit-roast session.""
Mar 30

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At 11:52pm on February 19, 2022, Rotwang said…

I'm finally revisiting my cap contest.....

"creative outlet". Brilliant.

Mario also nailed it with "the 1/3rd Reich."

Kisses,

Rotwang.

At 9:48pm on December 31, 2021, Rotwang said…

I'm actually a huge Joe Rogan fan!

At 2:13am on December 29, 2021, Rotwang said…

Wait what's "Rogan's Heros mean"?  I mean I know Hogan's heros but what's the Rogan thing?

At 5:48pm on November 22, 2021, Mario!!! said…

That Jared Fogle cap is liquid gold!!!  So funny!!!

At 2:53pm on October 25, 2021, Rodney Dean said…

Love the Wilma Flintstone reference, made me think of an old poem from the show "eyes so black, like frying pans"LOL!

At 5:42am on October 25, 2021, Rotwang said…

Cavepeople

At 8:34am on September 22, 2021, Mario!!! said…

Thanks my friend.  I stared at that pic for 30 minutes and nothing... Then Dessert Storm popped into my head and I knew it had a chance.  Cheers!!!

At 10:13pm on August 18, 2021, MacSpruce said…

"Opiate of the Mass"  – Excellent! 

At 9:56pm on August 5, 2021, MacSpruce said…

Thanks, Flopper. It was a once in a lifetime opportunity to make that joke and I grabbed it. I can die contentedly now. 

At 8:02am on June 15, 2021, Mario!!! said…

Once you see, you cannot unsee.

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