""It says she's still alive-- I'm sorry standby passengers, but it doesn't look like any more seats will open up on this flight.""
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- At 7:33pm on January 11, 2020,
Comedy Whirled said…
ALL HAIL SCRUNT!
- At 4:58pm on January 9, 2020,
JJJ23 said…
I thought you might like to know, and no surprise here, I did the math and you have won the capcon power rankings title for the year 2019! You crazy for this one Scrunt, keep at it!
- At 4:46pm on November 9, 2019,
Rotwang said…
"Lecture's" ?
- At 4:22am on September 29, 2019,
that's not a hand puppet hole
- At 8:41pm on September 11, 2019,
VomitFlop said…
"Cisformer" is hysterically brilliant! Hahaha!
- At 4:01am on May 15, 2019,
mellowpuma said…
2 cups 1 throne?
- At 12:43am on January 19, 2019,
- At 5:12am on November 1, 2018,
I want my two dollars
most people won't get the reference
- At 4:42am on September 28, 2018,
Jams3kds said…
"pole vaults"...brilliant!
- At 10:09pm on August 18, 2018,
"paliminony"
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