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- At 3:24pm on July 10, 2022,
Rotwang said…
Damnit. You out-did me with "Most Deaf".
Before you I did:
"Just playin' some deaf jams."
I was tryin'a figure out how to make it more concise... which you did.
Hey can I get points for the assist on the play? *sigh*
Nice job, dude. Love,Rotwang.
- At 7:30am on June 18, 2022,
38chrysler said…
'Prince of Wails'... excellent
- At 12:07am on November 10, 2021,
VomitFlop said…
"Hairy Krishna" is solid Gold! Well played!
- At 12:27pm on June 18, 2021,
“Did I get vaccinated? I can’t recall.”
- At 8:57am on May 2, 2021,
VomitFlop beat me to it-
The Queen’s Transit
yes
- At 5:14am on April 6, 2021,
The Queen's Transit is fucking phenomenal!
- At 6:44pm on February 20, 2021,
"Remember the Alamo rental car!" is fucking priceless & really had me rolling! Haha!
- At 7:02am on February 14, 2021,
Get away from it! It's not wearing a mask
I hope you win gold for that. It's a knee-jerk-laugh type caption. I just won a similar one with "Quick, don't let the shark eat that frisbee!"
- At 9:56am on December 6, 2020,
Yes, deer
- At 12:19pm on October 31, 2020,
Death Takes a Holiday
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