"Tales of the Depps of Depravity"
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"“What the fuck do you mean I can't win an Emmy for this performance? This is being televised, isn't it!”"
"Now you know what would have happened if Benny and Joon had got married."
"“And he wouldn’t even let me recycle the bottle afterwards, the monster!”"
"“Miss Heard, can you show us sad? Sad? That’s great. Now, how about happy? Can you show us happy?”"
"“Kittens, puppies and penises. All teenage girls just love looking at pictures of cute little kittens, puppies and penises.”"
"“See, I told you girls this Comedy Whirled site was hilarious.”"
"“OMG! I can’t believe you still use Facebook! You’re such a grandpa!”"
"“That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”"
"“Really? A saber-toothed tiger? Now everyone is going to think this looks totally fucking stupid!”"
"Meanwhile, at the Department of Motorized Velociraptors…"
"“The white zone is for the immediate eating and screaming of passengers only. There is no eating passengers in the red zone.”"
"Some parking lots pretty much force you to use the valet service."
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- At 12:07am on November 10, 2021,
VomitFlop said…
"Hairy Krishna" is solid Gold! Well played!
- At 12:27pm on June 18, 2021,
Rotwang said…
“Did I get vaccinated? I can’t recall.”
- At 8:57am on May 2, 2021,
VomitFlop beat me to it-
The Queen’s Transit
yes
- At 5:14am on April 6, 2021,
The Queen's Transit is fucking phenomenal!
- At 6:44pm on February 20, 2021,
"Remember the Alamo rental car!" is fucking priceless & really had me rolling! Haha!
- At 7:02am on February 14, 2021,
Get away from it! It's not wearing a mask
I hope you win gold for that. It's a knee-jerk-laugh type caption. I just won a similar one with "Quick, don't let the shark eat that frisbee!"
- At 9:56am on December 6, 2020,
Yes, deer
- At 12:19pm on October 31, 2020,
Death Takes a Holiday
- At 1:43pm on September 16, 2020,
If a cheetah took down an elk I'd be damn impressed. gazelles, my friend.
but then again what do I know I've been getting massacred in the caps for months :'(
- At 12:32am on September 4, 2020,
sex ed
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