"After waterboarding got banned, the CIA had to get creative with its coercion program."
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"That's funny, most women I know try to avoid leaving snail trails."
"I've heard of facing your fears, but this is fucking ridiculous!"
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""“Will you assholes stop captioning for one minute and GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!”""
"“Shiitake, Ubu, shiitake. Good boy.”"
"“What are you looking at? It's not like it's a crimini for me to be here!”"
"The morel of the story is don't aspire to reach new heights if you can't remain grounded."
"“Oh, stop whining. This is supposed to be fun, Gus.”"
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""Stop freaking out, it's just a Roomba!""
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- At 1:43pm on September 16, 2020,
Rotwang said…
If a cheetah took down an elk I'd be damn impressed. gazelles, my friend.
but then again what do I know I've been getting massacred in the caps for months :'(
- At 12:32am on September 4, 2020,
sex ed
- At 4:30pm on July 15, 2020,
MadAdam said…
Man, I thought "That's my daughter" was gonna take gold for sure, but silver ain't too shabby. That's one of those caps that that keeps on giving. The funny doesn't wear off after multiple readings.
- At 7:58pm on July 11, 2020,
'That's my daughter she's playing. So funny and a little twisted. I love it.
- At 9:33am on April 13, 2020,
"Bacteria in the saddle again" Friggin genius. (except I think it's a virus, but still though)
- At 7:33pm on January 11, 2020,
Comedy Whirled said…
ALL HAIL SCRUNT!
- At 4:58pm on January 9, 2020,
JJJ23 said…
I thought you might like to know, and no surprise here, I did the math and you have won the capcon power rankings title for the year 2019! You crazy for this one Scrunt, keep at it!
- At 4:46pm on November 9, 2019,
"Lecture's" ?
- At 4:22am on September 29, 2019,
that's not a hand puppet hole
- At 8:41pm on September 11, 2019,
VomitFlop said…
"Cisformer" is hysterically brilliant! Hahaha!
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