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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-01-2022
"“All this because I watered my lawn on a Tuesday? Sheesh, tough town!”"
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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-01-2022
"“Thanks for scratching that itch, sir. Now if the lady would be good enough to zip down my fly and blow me, that would be even better.”"
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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-01-2022
"Ironically, Harold wasn’t at all cross about his punishment."
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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-01-2022
"“If you don’t stop bitching about rope burns, we’re gonna break out the nails instead!”"
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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-01-2022
"In rural Alabama, they have lynching illegal aliens down to a T."
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Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-23-2022
"Farfrompuken™"
Nov 30
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-23-2022
"Sag Nichts Böses"
Nov 30
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-23-2022
"“Simon says, put your right hand over your mouth…”"
Nov 30
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-23-2022
"“Equipment Manager, get the breath mints stat!”"
Nov 30
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-23-2022
"“The next person who says a fucking word gets castrated!”"
Nov 30
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-17-2022
"Jamaican superhero Plastic Mon is a little different."
Nov 22
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-17-2022
"“This costume fits pretty good, but it is a little loose in the waste.”"
Nov 22
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-17-2022
"Tragically, Marvin was killed in a recycling accident."
Nov 22
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-17-2022
"“Why won’t any of you let me borrow a towel? It’s because I’m black, isn’t it?”"
Nov 22
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-17-2022
"“WELCOME TO NEW JERSEY!”"
Nov 22
Scrunt commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-08-2022
"“My wife said it was either Chomper here or her... I'm pretty sure I made the right decision.”"
Nov 11

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At 3:24pm on July 10, 2022, Rotwang said…

Damnit. You out-did me with "Most Deaf". 

Before you I did: 


"Just playin' some deaf jams."

I was tryin'a figure out how to make it more concise... which you did. 

Hey can I get points for the assist on the play? *sigh*

Nice job, dude. Love,

Rotwang. 

At 7:30am on June 18, 2022, 38chrysler said…

'Prince of Wails'... excellent

At 12:07am on November 10, 2021, VomitFlop said…

"Hairy Krishna" is solid Gold! Well played!

At 12:27pm on June 18, 2021, Rotwang said…

“Did I get vaccinated? I can’t recall.”

At 8:57am on May 2, 2021, Rotwang said…

VomitFlop beat me to it- 

The Queen’s Transit

yes

At 5:14am on April 6, 2021, VomitFlop said…

The Queen's Transit is fucking phenomenal!

At 6:44pm on February 20, 2021, VomitFlop said…

"Remember the Alamo rental car!" is fucking priceless & really had me rolling! Haha!

At 7:02am on February 14, 2021, Rotwang said…

Get away from it! It's not wearing a mask

I hope you win gold for that. It's a knee-jerk-laugh type caption. I just won a similar one with "Quick, don't let the shark eat that frisbee!"

At 9:56am on December 6, 2020, Rotwang said…

Yes, deer

At 12:19pm on October 31, 2020, Rotwang said…

Death Takes a Holiday

 
 
 

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