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New Yorker captions by celebs

OC for my cappa'con homies yo. Yes, Rotwang owns a scanner and reads the New Yorker. 

Posted on May 4, 2021 at 12:35pm — 4 Comments

Rotwangwood. My OWN cap contest.

Getting slaughtered in the caps lately. Yea, well, I'm gonna make my own cap contest, with hookers, and booze. In fact, forget the cap contest part. 

Cap this:

Posted on September 18, 2020 at 8:30pm — 15 Comments

Rotwang's corona multicap boredom special edition

Results at the end:

Since everyone's bored I'm a-gonna just dump 5 caps that vaguely relate to the quarantine world we live in now because of corona, so if you're bored because of corona sitting at home jerking off to pornhub then after you cum you can do a crossword puzzle first and then do this:

Caps will be awarded when the corona virus disaster is over, which as we all know will be by may 1st because our leader says so. And lemme just tell you, I can tell you this, he never lies. He's very very very good about telling truths. Fantastic top-quality truths. He's so honest  you're gonna be sick of honesty.  If anyone tells you the virus is going to get worse, it's fake news, people, believe me, it's fake news.  The judges I have working on this contest are top-quality. Really great, great, people, it's gonna be fantastic, I can tell you that.    

Vote by index as in 1: [caption]…


Posted on April 13, 2020 at 4:00pm — 24 Comments

Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest

Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest

Thank you all for playing.

Unfortunately your answers are all incorrect.

The correct answer is;

"Weekend at Bernies II".

Honorable mention:

Brunch At Tiffany's




-Rodney Dean


"The Rapes of Grath"





Gold-pressed Latinum:

"Weekend at Bernies 2"


Posted on August 17, 2019 at 2:00am — 34 Comments

Rotwang's Decennial Capcon (or Catcon)

Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)

I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years.  And/or 5 if I'm generous.  And/or monthly if I'm bored. 

Here is the first one.  God help you all,



Now can we move out of Flint?



Period. End of story. -Gerhardguffaw



Posted on July 24, 2018 at 6:30pm — 22 Comments

If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW

"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."

Today's episode:

"A forum thread from another site a year ago."

All I did was copy save this thread when it happened last year so I'm posting it here just because I think it's funny.

- RW

(BTW Don't mention the site if you know it. Rules 1 and 2 my b rothers.

  11/12/10(Fri)23:24:21 …

Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment

Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW

"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."

Today's episode:

"Disney trademarked 'Seal Team 6'"

SMILE, BITCH. RIGHT NOW. And then give us money for making you smile.

We are officially in a declining empire. We all know the financial and millitary problems. But here's a vivid example of the cultural domination the corporations have:

I may be a little late on this, maybe you all already know, but,



Posted on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments

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At 1:54pm on August 17, 2021, Ian said…

In all seriousness, thank you for your service!

At 1:51pm on August 16, 2021, MacSpruce said…

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At 3:04am on August 16, 2021, Ian said…

You also deleted the Arlington theater pics as well.  Perhaps you've run your course, ham-fisted monkey man!

At 8:10pm on August 13, 2021, Ian said…

Viasat doesn't like thunderstorms.  Please tell me you saved the original CW header!  

At 8:57pm on August 12, 2021, Ian said…

Brilliant!  It's taking on a serious Metropolis feel now, what with Mac's electricity and your shenanigans!!  To quote CEoft3rdK again: "Fantastic!"

At 10:02am on July 26, 2021, Mario!!! said…

Making sure no one can actually caption the Caption Contest 07-26-2021 is brilliant!!!  You must be channeling the ghost of Andy Kaufman:)

At 2:19pm on July 5, 2021, Mario!!! said…

If you need me to judge a previous capcom and take myself out of the sunning, I can just take the next one in line: 06-06-21.  If you need to do something with a future capcom, I can go this week on say 7-7-21 or the next weekend on say 7-10-21.. You just let me know what you need from me and I will help.

At 9:43pm on July 1, 2021, Mario!!! said…

Hey, if and when you need a break, I would be happy to skip a contest as a captioner and be a judge instead. I also have MANY pictures for captioning which I have collected over the years from a prior life if any are needed. Cheers!!!

At 8:25pm on June 30, 2021, Rosedude said…

Would like to help keep the site alive if I can figure out how to use Paypal, so send me the info.  


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