Welcome, Rotwang!

If I was a standup comic right I'd be cranking out material over this; this is all so juicy. Come up with some jokes in the comments.  And/or this is an open discussion on the case.

I know you're all so surprised to find out that Rotwang is a hardcore MRA. 

Although with this case you don't need to be- I can't find ONE facebook comment in favor of Amber. I mean I'm on facebook like 3 hours a day not ONE.  And obviously I don't just mean my MRM groups, I mean anywhere it's discussed.  It's so far that the feminist group I'm in (yes, I'm technically a 2nd wave feminist) "Feminist News" isn't even covering it at all. It doesn't serve their narrative. 

We MRA's are like jumping up and down over this.…

So, guyz is anyone else doing the trendy "Wordle" thing? I figured the CW caption crowd here would be onto it. I'm all over it, I do it every day. My caps are often the "play on words" type of thing so it's down my alley. Anyone else doing it?

https://www.powerlanguage.co.uk/wordle/

I find it interesting that people don't reveal their opening words.

We can maybe make this an ongoing Wordle score comment post of your results. So far since I started I've gotten all of them (10 so far), but some were very close.

You can tell by someone's distribution whether or not they struggled, for example tons of yellow tiles:

The hardest Wordle I've done by far. I don't think I've ever used that word in real life. Maybe it's more common among the brits.

January 23rd:…

Ok well Ian is slacking, so I guess I'll post my own amusement park with hookers and booze. Er I mean Cap Contest.

In all seriousness, Ian I'll jump back in if you got trouble going on ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb3efvg_GLw ) and if I do you should give @Mario admin privs too.

Thank you for your service, we're here to help. 

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OC for my cappa'con homies yo. Yes, Rotwang owns a scanner and reads the New Yorker. 

Getting slaughtered in the caps lately. Yea, well, I'm gonna make my own cap contest, with hookers, and booze. In fact, forget the cap contest part. 

Cap this:

Bronze:

The beheadings I don't mind; it's having to put on those icky shoes. - MacSpruce

Silver:

The 7-10 wasn't the only split. - Mervin97

Gold:

Where's Anne?

She went Boleyn. - Rodney Dean

Results at the end:

Since everyone's bored I'm a-gonna just dump 5 caps that vaguely relate to the quarantine world we live in now because of corona, so if you're bored because of corona sitting at home jerking off to pornhub then after you cum you can do a crossword puzzle first and then do this:

Caps will be awarded when the corona virus disaster is over, which as we all know will be by may 1st because our leader says so. And lemme just tell you, I can tell you this, he never lies. He's very very very good about telling truths. Fantastic top-quality truths. He's so honest  you're gonna be sick of honesty.  If anyone tells you the virus is going to get worse, it's fake news, people, believe me, it's fake news.  The judges I have working on this contest are top-quality. Really great, great, people, it's gonna be fantastic, I can tell you that.    



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Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest

Thank you all for playing.

Unfortunately your answers are all incorrect.

The correct answer is;

"Weekend at Bernies II".

Honorable mention:

Brunch At Tiffany's

-Gerhardguffaw

Bronze:

"Beaches"

-Rodney Dean

Silver:

"The Rapes of Grath"

-MacSpruce

Gold:

"Landworld"

-Ian

Gold-pressed Latinum:

"Weekend at Bernies 2"

-Rotwang