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Today we come up with standup comedy jokes about the Depp v Amber Heard.

If I was a standup comic right I'd be cranking out material over this; this is all so juicy. Come up with some jokes in the comments.  And/or this is an open discussion on the case.

I know you're all so surprised to find out that Rotwang is a hardcore MRA. 

Although with this case you don't need to be- I can't find ONE facebook comment in favor of Amber. I mean I'm on facebook like 3 hours a day not ONE.  And obviously I don't just mean my MRM groups, I mean anywhere it's discussed.  It's so far that the feminist group I'm in (yes, I'm technically a 2nd wave feminist) "Feminist News" isn't even covering it at all. It doesn't serve their narrative. 

We MRA's are like jumping up and down over this.…

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Posted on May 11, 2022 at 3:30pm — 5 Comments

Anyone doing Wordle? I figure this crowd would be.

So, guyz is anyone else doing the trendy "Wordle" thing? I figured the CW caption crowd here would be onto it. I'm all over it, I do it every day. My caps are often the "play on words" type of thing so it's down my alley. Anyone else doing it?

https://www.powerlanguage.co.uk/wordle/

I find it interesting that people don't reveal their opening words.

We can maybe make this an ongoing Wordle score comment post of your results. So far since I started I've gotten all of them (10 so far), but some were very close.

You can tell by someone's distribution whether or not they struggled, for example tons of yellow tiles:

The hardest Wordle I've done by far. I don't think I've ever used that word in real life. Maybe it's more common among the brits.

January 23rd:…

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Posted on January 27, 2022 at 1:22pm — 3 Comments

Rotwang's 5-in-one Caption Contest Chapter-Episode-Sequel-Prequel-2.

Ok well Ian is slacking, so I guess I'll post my own amusement park with hookers and booze. Er I mean Cap Contest.

In all seriousness, Ian I'll jump back in if you got trouble going on ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb3efvg_GLw ) and if I do you should give @Mario admin privs too.

Thank you for your service, we're here to help. 

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Posted on December 26, 2021 at 1:30am — 30 Comments

New Yorker captions by celebs

OC for my cappa'con homies yo. Yes, Rotwang owns a scanner and reads the New Yorker. 

Posted on May 4, 2021 at 12:35pm — 4 Comments

Rotwangwood. My OWN cap contest.

Getting slaughtered in the caps lately. Yea, well, I'm gonna make my own cap contest, with hookers, and booze. In fact, forget the cap contest part. 


Cap this:

Bronze:

The beheadings I don't mind; it's having to put on those icky shoes. - MacSpruce

Silver:

The 7-10 wasn't the only split. - Mervin97

Gold:

Where's Anne?

She went Boleyn. - Rodney Dean

Posted on September 18, 2020 at 8:30pm — 15 Comments

Rotwang's corona multicap boredom special edition

Results at the end:

Since everyone's bored I'm a-gonna just dump 5 caps that vaguely relate to the quarantine world we live in now because of corona, so if you're bored because of corona sitting at home jerking off to pornhub then after you cum you can do a crossword puzzle first and then do this:

Caps will be awarded when the corona virus disaster is over, which as we all know will be by may 1st because our leader says so. And lemme just tell you, I can tell you this, he never lies. He's very very very good about telling truths. Fantastic top-quality truths. He's so honest  you're gonna be sick of honesty.  If anyone tells you the virus is going to get worse, it's fake news, people, believe me, it's fake news.  The judges I have working on this contest are top-quality. Really great, great, people, it's gonna be fantastic, I can tell you that.    



Vote by index as in 1: [caption]…

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Posted on April 13, 2020 at 4:00pm — 24 Comments

Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest

Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest



Thank you all for playing.

Unfortunately your answers are all incorrect.

The correct answer is;

"Weekend at Bernies II".

Honorable mention:

Brunch At Tiffany's

-Gerhardguffaw

Bronze:

"Beaches"

-Rodney Dean

Silver:

"The Rapes of Grath"

-MacSpruce

Gold:

"Landworld"

-Ian


Gold-pressed Latinum:

"Weekend at Bernies 2"

-Rotwang

Posted on August 17, 2019 at 2:00am — 34 Comments

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At 10:26am on February 22, 2022, Mario!!! said…

Thanks for the accolades!!!  Cheers

At 7:18am on February 22, 2022, VomitFlop said…

Thanks, man. Wasn't even sure that was me putting my best foot forward honestly.

Be interesting to see the results for the other pics.

At 8:55am on December 29, 2021, VomitFlop said…

It's a reference to how tiny Joe Rogan is, plus it rhymes. 

I know it's a bit of a reach.

At 6:28pm on December 26, 2021, Mervin97 said…

thanks, fingers crossed

At 9:13am on December 18, 2021, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks!!!  FOD seems so long ago!

At 8:16pm on October 30, 2021, VomitFlop said…

Hey, thanks, dude!

Yeah, that one was purely inspired by the ridiculousness of reality itself. Glad somebody got it seeing as it how it was mostly just one I fired off & forgot about soon after.

At 1:45pm on October 18, 2021, Mario!!! said…

Thanks for the shout out!!!

At 1:54pm on August 17, 2021, Ian said…

In all seriousness, thank you for your service!

At 1:51pm on August 16, 2021, MacSpruce said…

At 7:45am on August 16, 2021, MacSpruce said…

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JJJ23 commented on Rotwang's blog post Today we come up with standup comedy jokes about the Depp v Amber Heard.
"Well, it is about popularity as is everything having to do with celebrities. The entire idea of celebrity is based on popularity. Popularity decides this. And what the hell, in this case I'll side with Amber Heard. What did she do physically…"
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Rotwang commented on Rotwang's blog post Today we come up with standup comedy jokes about the Depp v Amber Heard.
"@JJJ23  Nah, if it was just popularity then you'd find some people siding with amber because even if they have never heard of her, some just hate Johnny so much they'd just want to see him suffer.   So you'd get a…"
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JJJ23 commented on Rotwang's blog post Today we come up with standup comedy jokes about the Depp v Amber Heard.
"It's a popularity contest. Johnny Depp's been making movies nearly 4 decades, he's been crazy famous for the last 3 decades. Amber Heard is a pretty face who's been in 15-20 movies and has never been the lead in anything I know…"
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Rotwang commented on Rotwang's blog post Today we come up with standup comedy jokes about the Depp v Amber Heard.
"If anyone doubts the hatred of amber heard, here you go.   If you don't know- on FB people post impromptu poll where you click one reaction to vote for one or another reaction to vote for the other. This group isn't an MRM group,…"
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JJJ23 commented on Rotwang's blog post Today we come up with standup comedy jokes about the Depp v Amber Heard.
"Has everyone been following this Johnny Depp-Amber Heard bullshit? I haven't really but I'll try to do some jokes about them coming from a place of ignorance.  Remember when Amber Heard was in Pineapple Express and she was in high…"
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Today we come up with standup comedy jokes about the Depp v Amber Heard.

If I was a standup comic right I'd be cranking out material over this; this is all so juicy. Come up with some jokes in the comments.  And/or this is an open discussion on the case.I know you're all so surprised to find out that Rotwang is a hardcore MRA. Although with this case you don't need to be- I can't find ONE facebook comment in favor of Amber. I mean I'm on facebook like 3 hours a day not ONE.  And obviously I don't just mean my MRM groups, I mean anywhere it's discussed.  It's so far…See More
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