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Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest

Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest



Thank you all for playing.

Unfortunately your answers are all incorrect.

The correct answer is;

"Weekend at Bernies II".

Honorable mention:

Brunch At Tiffany's

-Gerhardguffaw

Bronze:

"Beaches"

-Rodney Dean

Silver:

"The Rapes of Grath"

-MacSpruce

Gold:

"Landworld"

-Ian


Gold-pressed Latinum:

"Weekend at Bernies 2"

-Rotwang

Posted on August 17, 2019 at 2:00am — 34 Comments

Rotwang's Decennial Capcon (or Catcon)

Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)

I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years.  And/or 5 if I'm generous.  And/or monthly if I'm bored. 

Here is the first one.  God help you all,

Results:



Bronze:



Now can we move out of Flint?

-Iverneil

Silver:



Period. End of story. -Gerhardguffaw

Gold:…

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Posted on July 24, 2018 at 6:30pm — 22 Comments

If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."


Today's episode:



"A forum thread from another site a year ago."

All I did was copy save this thread when it happened last year so I'm posting it here just because I think it's funny.

- RW



(BTW Don't mention the site if you know it. Rules 1 and 2 my b rothers.

  11/12/10(Fri)23:24:21 …
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Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment

Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."


Today's episode:



"Disney trademarked 'Seal Team 6'"

SMILE, BITCH. RIGHT NOW. And then give us money for making you smile.

We are officially in a declining empire. We all know the financial and millitary problems. But here's a vivid example of the cultural domination the corporations have:

I may be a little late on this, maybe you all already know, but,

DISNEY APPLIED FOR THE TRADEMARK TO "Seal…

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Posted on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments

Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign

Oh look, Rotwang's first weblog post on CW



"I do this for a living."

Today's episode:



"Rotwang's Advice for a Comedywhirled.com Redesign"

 

As a professional qualified experienced certified expert master guru, I'm offering my advice on how comedywhirled.com should be redesigned. This site can make itself just-like-funnnyordie, with a few simple changes.

1. Make the background white. Movie theatres keep the lights on during the film, not off...er...…

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Posted on April 1, 2011 at 8:00am — 10 Comments

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At 8:46pm on March 17, 2020, MacSpruce said…

"had to put her down."

At 12:00am on March 7, 2020, VomitFlop said…

Thanks, dude!

Yeah, Little Miss Easy Target is quite the droll dullard. Just look on youtube for further proof. There's quite the array of videos out there detailing her signature style.

Although, if we're being honest here, it really is more of an insult to the cow itself

At 3:34pm on January 31, 2020, VomitFlop said…

Hey, thanks! I felt like that was one of the dumbest things I've posted here in quite some time & that's saying, well, something.

Anyway, appreciate it!

At 8:17pm on January 10, 2020, MacSpruce said…

Thanks for the tip. The 'failed clown' premise is funny in itself. Banter aside and credit where it's due, "Breathe in/out, now stop" was a true lol, and some of your other ones like "cultural inappropriation" were also excellent. ... so you understand my surprise. ;-)

At 8:46pm on January 2, 2020, MacSpruce said…

Thanks, Rotty. You've been putting up some pretty great caps yourself, lately. What happened? Finally get your degree in humorology from Klown Kollege? Or just hire a ringer? 

At 2:59pm on December 4, 2019, 38chrysler said…

..they are mostly Political and News sites... NYTs, Wash Post and the one I get most all the likes on is the Washington Times... lots of fun if you like to debate and get called a lot of names.. Stop by and say Hello and we could even get into an argument or two and get a good laugh... Tommy Jay is my avatar or just look for the poster with the large angry mob  with all the pitchforks chasing and attacking him, that will be me  :-)  

At 11:08am on November 28, 2019, 38chrysler said…

Thanks Mr R...I think that is my first Gold this year... I seem to have pizzed off all the Caption Gods... You tear them up here for a while until I find an acceptable Virgin to throw into their Volcano... maybe I should stop screwing them first but what the hell, I not gonna make any promises I cant keep... Waste not, Want not.

Im mostly on a different site now... got over 50,000 Likes so far in my 1st year so maybe I will survive.

Have a Great Thanksgiving and have a Merry Christmas this year my friend!

At 2:02pm on September 18, 2019, VomitFlop said…

Thanks for the shout out! Honestly wasn't expecting Gold on that. Literally the first brainfart I had of the contest.

At 7:52pm on September 8, 2019, MacSpruce said…

I considered a 4th repetition of the 'ump' – Trudeau's rump trumps Trump's rump – thus taking it into tongue-twister territory, but then decided it was a little punchier with just three. 

At 12:08am on September 6, 2019, Ian said…

Thanks for the Gold on Landworld!  I didn't realize we were trying to read your mind.  A little heads up next time would help me to scan your thoughts:

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