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When I went to bed last night, I decided that when I woke up, I would document my day and post a blog on here so you could see what a typical Michael Matthews day is like!!! So here goes.... ENJOY!
Blinked - 16,348 times
Inhaled - 35,713 times
Exhaled - 35,713 times
Calories taken in - 4,803
Calories burned - 98
Chewed food - 2,319 times
Yawned - 3 times
I took 11, 812 steps
Spoke - 6,287 words
Sneezed - 17…
ContinuePosted on January 23, 2011 at 7:06pm — 5 Comments
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Popthatzit.com was fucking horrible. I could barely masturbate to it. That was seriously goddamn disgusting.
Thanks, dude! That's awesome!
You know, it's an odd phenomena, this place & me. In a good way, mind you. Sometimes, I'll submit something very very late & that will be my eureka moment. Even if it just garners a mention. That literally hit me outta nowhere, that one. Appreciate it!
YODAler! HAH! Perfect!
The laughs are what separate the comedy from the insanity...Thanks for the comment, man.
"Caution, Wet Everything"
Ha!!!
'...= Never ever go there'
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Thanks (re 'Shining Tiger')! He's an friggin' icon by now!
Thanks bro, I always liked picassos
Regarding yesterday's cap contest. I got it:
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