"The face you make when you learn that Judge Wapner is not presiding over your trial because he's actually dead."
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"Even if she loses the case, Amber still might win an award for her performance during the trial."
""Have you ever seen a grown man naked?""
"You scream, I scream, we all scream for iScreen!"
""Do you remember when you said you wouldn't be caught dead driving a minivan? I think we're about to put that claim to the ultimate test.""
"Don't feel bad, I couldn't find Waldo either."
""Why do they call these microchips when you can totally see them?""
""And, starting tomorrow, THIS will be my new brain...""
""You call that a hit? This is why you didn't win the Oscar for Ali back in 2001!""
""Can't we all just get along?""
""When you said the Taiwanese army was going to the dogs, you weren't fucking kidding!""
""Cry 'Havoc!' and let's salute the dog of war.""
""It's so cold, I'm actually thinking of lighting and throwing one of these on myself!""
"Don't you just hate it when you get ready to unleash your stockpile of Molotov cocktails and you suddenly realize you forgot to bring the matches?"
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Comment Wall (62 comments)
- At 11:55pm on February 19, 2022,
Rotwang said…
I'm finally revisiting my cap contest blog.....
"the 1/3rd Reich." Brilliant.
VomitFlop also nailed it with "Creative outlet".Kisses,
Rotwang.
- At 2:58pm on December 1, 2021,
VomitFlop said…
Thanks, dude! I think society in general & the entire world should never stop calling out that douche for the creep that he is. I also hope he's been eating "fresh" during his stint in the big house.
- At 11:47am on October 18, 2021,
The Motion Sickness
- At 2:28pm on September 20, 2021,
Lost it in a major way to Operation Dessert Storm! Haha! Fan-fucking-tastic!
- At 8:13pm on August 13, 2021,
Ian said…
Way to step up to the donation plate, bud. Luigi would be so proud.
- At 7:50pm on July 27, 2021,
I had the opportunity to read the script for Man on the Moon before it came out.
This is the Jim Carey version of Mighty Mouse:
- At 2:56pm on July 11, 2021,
Yea you can do either one but obviously we need to wait a week for people to get around to capping. You're awesome!
- At 6:58am on July 5, 2021,
OMG I need/want you!! Cap judging... people don't get this.... it's actually kinda FUN,
So name a date sure, I need the help!
- At 5:43pm on June 14, 2021,
Holy shit, that motherfucker really does look like Paul Shaffer! LMFAO! God damn I was not expecting to laugh that hard at that picture!
- At 4:43pm on June 2, 2021,
The whole reference to the swimming an hour after you eat thing is fucking great & very funny!
I could easily imagine some dopey parents trying to pass off some sorta weird urban myth about "what really happens" when you disobey such a decree. Haha!
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