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""Amazon is using deer delivery now? What the fuck happened to the drones?""
"The Deer Hunter 2 was a little different."
""Looks like we over-Paki'ed for our trip again.""
"Still not as dangerous as flying on a Boeing."
""Since you all seem to be scared shitless of my driverless cars, I have invented this robo-chauffeur to operate all future Tesla vehicles.""
""For the last time: YES you can fuck it and NO it won't go all Ex-Machina on you if you cheat on it.""
"Ironically, Mother Mary was also the original heroine of Christianity."
"Silly girl, the needles go in your arm."
"Way to step up to the donation plate, bud. Luigi would be so proud."
"Needless to say, the Nets experiment with converting professional soccer players to the sport of basketball was a total failure."
"In Soviet Russia, basketball slam dunks YOU!"
"Having forgotten to clean his new hat out first, Winnie was about to get his now infamous nickname."
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Comment Wall (58 comments)
- At 8:13pm on August 13, 2021,
Ian said…
Way to step up to the donation plate, bud. Luigi would be so proud.
- At 7:50pm on July 27, 2021,
Rotwang said…
I had the opportunity to read the script for Man on the Moon before it came out.
This is the Jim Carey version of Mighty Mouse:
- At 2:56pm on July 11, 2021,
Yea you can do either one but obviously we need to wait a week for people to get around to capping. You're awesome!
- At 6:58am on July 5, 2021,
OMG I need/want you!! Cap judging... people don't get this.... it's actually kinda FUN,
So name a date sure, I need the help!
- At 5:43pm on June 14, 2021,
VomitFlop said…
Holy shit, that motherfucker really does look like Paul Shaffer! LMFAO! God damn I was not expecting to laugh that hard at that picture!
- At 4:43pm on June 2, 2021,
The whole reference to the swimming an hour after you eat thing is fucking great & very funny!
I could easily imagine some dopey parents trying to pass off some sorta weird urban myth about "what really happens" when you disobey such a decree. Haha!
- At 11:32am on March 13, 2021,
Rodney Dean said…
Glad you liked it, thanks Mario!
- At 9:36pm on February 17, 2021,
I'm gunning for you, Luigi.
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- At 10:23pm on January 7, 2021,
"A Baker's Dozing" is holy shit amazing!
Once I saw that, I immediately tapped out on that pic cause I knew I couldn't come up with anything better as well as many others. Sometimes, I can't get a good handle on a particular image & have to let it go until next time.
Anyway, it's very fucking clever & funny!
- At 12:47am on November 18, 2020,
Hey, thanks, man! I'm just glad that registered as intended.
Congrats on the Gold! Well deserved.
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