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Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-09-2022
""My mom says if you dinosaurs wore masks, you wouldn't have gone extinct.""
Jan 14
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-09-2022
"After Tommy peed his pants, he was placed on the registered T-Rex offenders list."
Jan 14
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-02-2022
"Not surprisingly, this exhibit was created by a starving artist."
Jan 4
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-02-2022
"Available in the Frozen Food section of your location supermarket."
Jan 4
Mario!!! commented on Rotwang's blog post Rotwang's 5-in-one Caption Contest Chapter-Episode-Sequel-Prequel-2.
"#5 Glory holes are a little different in Germany."
Dec 29, 2021
Mario!!! commented on Rotwang's blog post Rotwang's 5-in-one Caption Contest Chapter-Episode-Sequel-Prequel-2.
"#5 I suspect they will be mounting a pig's ass in there soon."
Dec 29, 2021
Mario!!! commented on Rotwang's blog post Rotwang's 5-in-one Caption Contest Chapter-Episode-Sequel-Prequel-2.
"#4 "Please don't chop this one in half too! I running out of room in the bathroom!""
Dec 29, 2021
Mario!!! commented on Rotwang's blog post Rotwang's 5-in-one Caption Contest Chapter-Episode-Sequel-Prequel-2.
"#4 In case you were wondering, the dog's stuffed too."
Dec 29, 2021
Mario!!! commented on Rotwang's blog post Rotwang's 5-in-one Caption Contest Chapter-Episode-Sequel-Prequel-2.
"#3 "I call it Vlad the Impale Her.""
Dec 29, 2021
Mario!!! commented on Rotwang's blog post Rotwang's 5-in-one Caption Contest Chapter-Episode-Sequel-Prequel-2.
"#3 You laugh, but it really is the best way to save a seat on the subway during rush hour."
Dec 29, 2021
Mario!!! commented on Rotwang's blog post Rotwang's 5-in-one Caption Contest Chapter-Episode-Sequel-Prequel-2.
"#2 In this version of OZ, the Yellow Brick Road leads to Auschwitz."
Dec 29, 2021
Mario!!! commented on Rotwang's blog post Rotwang's 5-in-one Caption Contest Chapter-Episode-Sequel-Prequel-2.
"#2 Must be the 1/3rd Reich."
Dec 29, 2021
Mario!!! commented on Rotwang's blog post Rotwang's 5-in-one Caption Contest Chapter-Episode-Sequel-Prequel-2.
"#1 Socket to her!"
Dec 29, 2021
Mario!!! commented on Rotwang's blog post Rotwang's 5-in-one Caption Contest Chapter-Episode-Sequel-Prequel-2.
"#1 Guys, it'll be the most shocking manage a trois you will ever participate in."
Dec 29, 2021
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-26-2021
"In retrospect, choosing April 1st as Good Governance Day was a mistake."
Dec 27, 2021
Mario!!! commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-26-2021
""I'm sorry, that should say 'GOD GOVERNANCE DAY.' Now everybody pray to Allah or prepare to be smote!""
Dec 27, 2021

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At 2:58pm on December 1, 2021, VomitFlop said…

Thanks, dude! I think society in general & the entire world should never stop calling out that douche for the creep that he is. I also hope he's been eating "fresh" during his stint in the big house.

At 11:47am on October 18, 2021, Rotwang said…

The Motion Sickness

At 2:28pm on September 20, 2021, VomitFlop said…

Lost it in a major way to Operation Dessert Storm! Haha! Fan-fucking-tastic!

At 8:13pm on August 13, 2021, Ian said…

Way to step up to the donation plate, bud.  Luigi would be so proud.

At 7:50pm on July 27, 2021, Rotwang said…

I had the opportunity to read the script for Man on the Moon before it came out.  

This is the Jim Carey version of Mighty Mouse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E64OI0FTnwU

At 2:56pm on July 11, 2021, Rotwang said…

Yea you can do either one but obviously we need to wait a week for people to get around to capping.  You're awesome!

At 6:58am on July 5, 2021, Rotwang said…

OMG I need/want you!!   Cap judging... people don't get this....  it's actually kinda FUN,   

So name a date sure,  I need the help!

At 5:43pm on June 14, 2021, VomitFlop said…

Holy  shit, that motherfucker really does look like Paul Shaffer! LMFAO! God damn I was not expecting to laugh that hard at that picture!

At 4:43pm on June 2, 2021, VomitFlop said…

The whole reference to the swimming an hour after you eat thing is fucking great & very funny!

I could easily imagine some dopey parents trying to pass off some sorta weird urban myth about "what really happens" when you disobey such a decree. Haha!

At 11:32am on March 13, 2021, Rodney Dean said…

Glad you liked it, thanks Mario!

 
 
 

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