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  • Oklahoma City, OK
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KariGrant left a comment for Scrunt
"Olden Greg HILARIOUS!"
Thursday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-14-2018
"Those aren't the Eagles and that's not Hotel California."
Wednesday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-14-2018
"They're not bald eagles, they're comb-over eagles."
Wednesday
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-11-2018
"Darth may be your father, but I am your rudder."
May 12
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-11-2018
"Just another day trolling."
May 12
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-08-2018
"They took the needle off my head. I'm no longer the Furry with the syringe on top."
May 7
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-05-2018
"Who knew--a snake has a blow hole."
May 6
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-02-2018
"Clever way to disguise the brownies."
May 1
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-29-2018
"Why is Ikea using two marital aids to make a chair?"
Apr 29
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-29-2018
"January 1. 12:01am. Two drunk robots decide the New Year needs to be rung in."
Apr 29
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-29-2018
"They'd have been finished hours ago, but they were shorted three screws."
Apr 29
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2018
"I told him not to wear those wingtip shoes."
Apr 26
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2018
"Shoulda used your pudder."
Apr 26
KariGrant commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-23-2018
"Brush hogs."
Apr 23
KariGrant left a comment for Jams3kds
"Glad you're back!"
Apr 20
Jams3kds left a comment for KariGrant
"Venomison is great! Glad to be back...will try to contribute to the shenanigans more often. "
Apr 20

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Reasons I didn’t get any Valentines:

Already got a few “VD” greetings last month.

Got a ticket for speed dating on The Bachelor.

I mean watching The Bachelor.

Did a “Belly Flop” in the car pool.

Friends don’t let friends Skype drunk.

Didn’t give any put out.

Posted on February 16, 2016 at 9:01pm — 4 Comments

Armchair Superbowl Terms

Eyes Chess Goeszeer.

Dannin Front.

Forward Pass Gas.

Battime dePeetza gotteer.

Airsa Gottam Remote?

Bautautta Beer.

Ayydats Natchocheez HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahadam.

F'ur gunnapuke goout.

Need Smore Dreetos.

Sbuds FrU.

Can't bleefwe losss. Better call Saul, er Uber, er smshit like at.

Posted on February 7, 2016 at 10:30am

Sequelmania

Sequelmania continues in Tinseltown with Groundhog Day meets Starwars in Starwars VIII, “Awaken, hit the snooze. Awaken, hit the snooze.  Awaken, hit the snooze…”

Everyone’s got Star Wars fever, since the long awaited movie’s coming out. Even TV and Cable has gotten Star Wars fever. I saw where Jeff Foxworthy has a new game show out called, “Are you smarter than a Darth Vader.”

The Porn version of Ridealong is out now, called “Ride a Long Hard One.”

Beverly Hills Cop 4,…

Continue

Posted on February 4, 2016 at 12:00pm — 33 Comments

More Stuff Found After Dr. Seuss Died.

Channeled poem from beyond the grave:

"I do not like it in this box.

I do not like it, without locks.

I do not like the big backhoe.

I do not like him. Make him go."

Things he was writing when he died...not sure which was the last thing he penned...

"My hearing went when I went to hear The Who."

"I have something stuck in my Lorax."

"One fish, two fish. Red fish, blue lips."

Posted on December 4, 2015 at 9:10am — 3 Comments

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At 5:14am on April 20, 2018, Jams3kds said…

Venomison is great! Glad to be back...will try to contribute to the shenanigans more often. 

At 7:09pm on March 9, 2018, Ian said…

I wonder if anyone has ever said "Thanks vomit!" in any place other than here...  Out of context it's quite funny to hear that phrase.

At 8:47am on March 9, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Honestly was back & forth on posting that, so thanks! Concur with Mario about Inglorious Pastors, by the way.

At 8:17am on March 7, 2018, Mario!!! said…

Thanks KG:)  You've been posting a lot of GOLD yourself recently.  Inglorious Pastors sure is brilliant!!!

At 11:54pm on March 6, 2018, Ian said…

"...sitting in her own pew."   Very nice!!!!

At 10:24am on February 23, 2018, MacSpruce said…

Thanks for the comments, Kari. You've been putting up some pretty good stuff lately as well. "The glasses didn't help" is hilarious!

At 10:43pm on February 5, 2018, Ian said…

I can hear Weird Al singing 'Felines'!!

At 9:05am on January 23, 2018, Mario!!! said…

"FOILED AGAIN" is a winner!!!

At 12:23pm on January 2, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Concur with mellowpuma. "Fore wrist fires" is as fantastic as Johnny Storm himself!

At 11:45pm on January 1, 2018, mellowpuma said…

fore-wrist fires.  you're killing it.

 
 
 

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