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WTF, I am not ALL THAT. OMG! Shakira, HELP ME! Get off me douchebags! Step off! text via iPhone

I like women whose bodies are temples of God. Like Shakira.

           Someday I want to marry a good Christian girl. Her name is Shakira.


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                                            Her dancing inspires me.


                         Makes me explode from where I teetee, it's weird....


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I Am Ready To Have Sex With Shakira

In my last blog, I asked for tips how to seduce Shakira.

I have updates!  But I am still a virgin. :(

This is the woman I love, her name is Shakira.  My friend works in her building.  He used to let me in so I could try to talk to her, but now he calls the police.


I have done things to try to reach Shakiras heart.  I sent her…


Posted on March 16, 2011 at 6:00pm — 5 Comments

I Would Like To Have Sex With Shakira

Dear Friends,

I am a virgin.  I would like to have sex with a girl.  This is the girl I would like to have sex with,


her name is Shakira.  My friend works in her building and he told her about me because I am single.  She is friendly and you can find her email online, so I sent this picture






Posted on January 17, 2011 at 9:49pm — 5 Comments

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At 3:17pm on December 26, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…

listen to my free comedy album:

At 12:53pm on May 21, 2011, Slant said…
Still waiting for my golden ticket...
At 9:56am on May 21, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…
Happy birthday doomsday everyone!!!
At 11:43am on May 5, 2011, Slant said…

At 9:30am on April 23, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…
Happy Dead Jesus Day :)
At 10:46am on April 19, 2011, Slant said…
At 8:30am on April 7, 2011, Slant said…

I'm holding you personally responsible for this!  Make it STOP!!

At 3:56pm on April 6, 2011, Duane Freeman said…
Hello Jesus. I have prayed to You for most of my life and I am still waiting...Anyways thanks for the friend request. And I'm glad that You made women pretty otherwise my Fleshlight would probably be busted by now. But I am sure You probably new that already.
At 3:43pm on March 31, 2011, Osopeludo said…
Sorry I'm just getting back to you.  I was in Costa Rica away from internet, etc... It was awesome.  What's up?
At 11:43pm on March 25, 2011, Willow Skylor said…
Have a good weekend

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