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WTF, I am not ALL THAT. OMG! Shakira, HELP ME! Get off me douchebags! Step off! text via iPhone

I like women whose bodies are temples of God. Like Shakira.

Someday I want to marry a good Christian girl. Her name is Shakira.

Her dancing inspires me.

Makes me explode from where I teetee, it's weird....

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I Am Ready To Have Sex With Shakira

In my last blog, I asked for tips how to seduce Shakira.

I have updates! But I am still a virgin. :(

This is the woman I love, her name is Shakira. My friend works in her building. He used to let me in so I could try to talk to her, but now he calls the police.

I have done things to try to reach Shakiras heart. I sent her…

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Posted on March 16, 2011 at 6:00pm — 5 Comments

I Would Like To Have Sex With Shakira

Dear Friends,

I am a virgin. I would like to have sex with a girl. This is the girl I would like to have sex with,

her name is Shakira. My friend works in her building and he told her about me because I am single. She is friendly and you can find her email online, so I sent this picture

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Posted on January 17, 2011 at 9:49pm — 5 Comments

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At 12:53pm on May 21, 2011, Slant said…: Still waiting for my golden ticket...

At 9:56am on May 21, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…: Happy birthday doomsday everyone!!!

At 11:43am on May 5, 2011, Slant said…

At 9:30am on April 23, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…: Happy Dead Jesus Day :)

At 10:46am on April 19, 2011, Slant said…

At 8:30am on April 7, 2011, Slant said…: I'm holding you personally responsible for this! Make it STOP!!

At 3:56pm on April 6, 2011, Duane Freeman said…: Hello Jesus. I have prayed to You for most of my life and I am still waiting...Anyways thanks for the friend request. And I'm glad that You made women pretty otherwise my Fleshlight would probably be busted by now. But I am sure You probably new that already.

At 3:43pm on March 31, 2011, Osopeludo said…: Sorry I'm just getting back to you. I was in Costa Rica away from internet, etc... It was awesome. What's up?