Deezer D's Page

Hey!  As an adult reflecting back on my childhood, I realized that I was made to say some pretty weird shit growing up.  Well, first of all shit wasn't shit it was poop.  While that in itself is not weird, taken as a whole, well,  you decide.  We were to say "Tootie" insted of penis, cock, dick, purple headed pootie bopper, etc.  We could not call flatulence a fart, and nay we were not saying poot even.  We had to say "squeak".   "Mother, a bit of pee came out my tootie when I squeaked."  Not… Continue