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Trump: Bill Clinton was good buddies with Epstein and Epstein as we all know was friends with that piece of shit Donald Trump! #MAGA #KAGA #SNAKEEATINGITSOWNTAIL
Those one way mirrors in police station interrogation rooms, who are those fooling at this point? We've all scene Law & Order! Figure it out interrogation rooms!
The economy is great, but what of our crumbling civilization?/ Money. Money now, we're talking about money. No people, money.
The congresswomen Trump insulted passionatly hate America, the country that needed to be made great again because it was so shitty before. Also from Trump in the last week, Nancy Pelosi both definitely isn't and is a racist. (no puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet) #IfYou'reAfuckingNaziSayYou'reAnazi
Remember that National State of Emergency from back in February? How'd that go? Is that over? Should I still be hypothetically shaking in hypothetical boots? How many Americans went to the border to defend this country from invasion? Or is it that we all take our president for a near constant liar? #LockHerUp #HadByaConman
Sorry about that Mario!!!. I thought the judge made a mistake. For some reason I didn't see your caption and assumed the judge made an error. It was I who made the error. I am Bantha fodder.
When I saw "The Sword and the Stoned" won Silver in the 6-14-2019 contest, I was stoked... until I saw that you gave it to Ian even though I posted it first. What's up CW? Did he type it better than me? Was it my sarcastic tone? Maybe it's because he's just more handsome than me? Alas, I guess I will just need to try harder next time, and maybe get a nose job to boot:)
Reporter: ...and Mr. Trump could I suggest that you hug yourself some more, you shivering old coward. ("it makes us look weak")
Reporter: Now Mr. Trump, you didn't attack Iran in any way following the drone incident. Does that make you a weeping vagina with dumb hair who's fawned over by morons?
Trump declined to attack Iran over the drone deal. Now Trump people love some war, but this certainly won't be where they turn on him. That got me thinking what would turn Trump supporters away from him? I think it would have to be a huge thing like a show of human decency or self awareness. Or if he condemned hate groups and said he doesn't want there support. Basically he'd have to turn in to a good person instead of the person he is for the dog shit people who back him to turn on him.
This is a real thing that I saw and thought was strange, the current ad tagline for the Asheville NC airport is "Take the easy way out."
If anyone needs me I'll be at Comic Con in July next to the Danny Glover autograph booth selling "I'm Getting Too Old For This Shirt!" t-shirts.
Get hype for Big Little Lies season 2, y'all! Word is this year Nicole Kidman has an ice dragon, or maybe it's that she is an ice dragon, either way it's on! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Tell me how come there's no Straight Pride Month!? I'm upset, and change scares me!
Why do people use "pussy" as an insult to mean weak? They take a pounding and end up good to go again. #ToughPussy
In the spirit of the famous KISS coffins, I propose Guns 'n' Roses endorsed do not resuscitate forms. That's right GNR DNRs.
"Build the wall, and crime will fall", we elected white Don King president.
What do you call a 3 legged dog that can talk?
Just whatever his name is.
"The boy who cried wolf" story should be updated to "the boy who cried truth". "That guy's telling the truth all the time, what a weirdo!" "Fucking virtue signalling bullshit!"
Sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.
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