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"Everyone gets their fifteen minutes of fame, and a bunch of tuna to eat" - Andy Narwahl
I don't know how to make memes but I'd like to see a Jon Snow as Van der Beek from Varsity Blues saying "I don't want your life" to The Mad King/ Van der Beek's character's dad.
(Jamie Lannister gets to Winterfell and runs into Bran in the hallway) Jamie: "W...hey! Um, super cool wheelchair man, that's like the fanciest wheelchair I think I've ever seen, guy. Better than walking even maybe? I got a metal hand now, so. Well, I guess I better..." Bran: "You are so dead. Why'd you even come here, what are you out of your mind?" (in British accents of course)
Has anyone checked to make sure Jeff Bezos isn't Lex Luthor?
You're gonna like the way you spook, I guarantee it.- SlenderMen's Warehouse
Even more Hanoiing than usual..
Sometimes I see life through such a grim lens, but then at other times I see life through a real Gremlins 2 : The New Batch.
This Robert Kraft guy is on a real presidential track.
Trump is now the boy who cried invasion.
There's an invasion at the US-Mexico border! Should I grab some guns and drive down there and start shooting every brown person I see? No? Cause it's a lie? Because the president's on TV lying to the entire country about serious things that could get people killed? Cause he's a con-man? Yeah, duh. #FakeNews
If you start hearing the term National State of Emergency in December and then the president declares a National State of Emergency the following February over the same thing, then just how scared are republicans supposed to pretend to be?
Money is the motive, there's no god. Pretend to believe Jesus is god. - the republican party
Why are people not taking the Green New Deal seriously?... The Jobs created alone in just the Cork Manufacturing Industry for stopping cows from farting could employ thousands.
Walls aren't effective. Trump keeps building his wall of bullshit higher and higher and people keep climbing over it.
In the spirit of the new Ghostbusters movie Jason Reitman is making I've written a script for a movie called Bust Ghosters Toasters Kenny Rogers Roasters. It's about a guy who has run out of ideas of his own and a bunch of people who will pay to see anything, and you better believe Mark Wahlberg plays a snake eating it's own tail.
Trump says the "witch hunt" against him is the "greatest" in the history of our country. The top, highest, most bigly of all the witch hunts. Today he said that. Aimee Mann has a song, it's in that movie Magnolia it goes "it's not going to stop, til you wise up". Think. Start thinking people.
If Fox "News" is by far the most popular "news" network doesn't that make them mainstream? You know, because of what words mean. Entertainment is not journalism, it's not news. Entertainment is more profitable though, and is proving to be more influential amongst the dumb. Which is now most of us.
Main Stream Media keeps harping that Trumps Approval Poll Numbers are really Bad and Low at around 42%...
... they never tell you that their own Approval Poll Numbers are around 32%
Setting a good example is such fucking virtue signalling. You be bad, be dogshit, then me feel better. Bout me.
Donald Trump is guiltier than Fox on a "News" story.
TAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE.......
I TAKE MY WIFE EVERYWHERE, BUT SHE FINDS HER WAY HOME
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