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Comment by JJJ23 on Sunday

If the Joker were a real guy, wouldn't even he be creeped out by Joaquin Phoenix?

Comment by JJJ23 on Sunday

In the spirit of that show God Friended Me, which is inexplicably still on the air, I propose the following shows: Zeus Put Some Money In My Parking Meter, The Devil Dunked On Me, Buddha Took My Sandwich From The Breakroom, and of course Muhammad Gave Me A High Five After A Touchdown At Buffalo Wild Wings.

Comment by JJJ23 on October 8, 2019 at 6:31am

This Trump guy is starting to seem like a liar. #Kag'em #LockHerUp

Comment by JJJ23 on September 4, 2019 at 5:49pm

Was the song Tequila Sunrise named after the drink or was the drink named after the song? Trick question, they were created simultaneously in Don Henley's mouth.

Comment by JJJ23 on September 3, 2019 at 11:15am

Why are people bad mouthing Dave Chappelle? What just cause he went out of his way to defend a child molester who had hundreds of millions of dollars, world wide fame, and has been dead for a decade? Or because he seemed to express that child molestation is no big deal and it doesn't matter whether Michael Jackson molested kids or not? What are we doing now a days with this PC culture, judging people by their words and actions? If Dave Chappelle's kids were raped by a grown man would he then go to his kids and tell them it wasn't a big deal and that it was their fault they got raped? I hope so.

#JusticeForJuicey #NetflixandMills

Comment by JJJ23 on September 3, 2019 at 11:03am

I was never in the KISS Army, but I did briefly serve in the Wavy Gravy Navy.

#StolenValor

Comment by JJJ23 on August 15, 2019 at 4:10pm

Trump: Bill Clinton was good buddies with Epstein and Epstein as we all know was friends with that piece of shit Donald Trump! #MAGA #KAGA #SNAKEEATINGITSOWNTAIL

Comment by JJJ23 on August 15, 2019 at 4:06pm

Those one way mirrors in police station interrogation rooms, who are those fooling at this point? We've all scene Law & Order! Figure it out interrogation rooms!

Comment by JJJ23 on August 7, 2019 at 6:47pm

The economy is great, but what of our crumbling civilization?/ Money. Money now, we're talking about money. No people, money.

Comment by JJJ23 on August 7, 2019 at 6:40pm
So I go to a Wal-Mart near the Mexico border and start killing hispanic people and that's a crime all the sudden? What do people not understand about "national state of emergency" and "it's an invasion"? Then they start calling me a terrorist, terrorists are brown, me not brown? #JihadForWhiteJesusBitch
Comment by JJJ23 on July 16, 2019 at 12:19pm

The congresswomen Trump insulted passionatly hate America, the country that needed to be made great again because it was so shitty before. Also from Trump in the last week, Nancy Pelosi both definitely isn't and is a racist. (no puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet) #IfYou'reAfuckingNaziSayYou'reAnazi

Comment by JJJ23 on July 9, 2019 at 11:36am

Remember that National State of Emergency from back in February? How'd that go? Is that over? Should I still be hypothetically shaking in hypothetical boots? How many Americans went to the border to defend this country from invasion? Or is it that we all take our president for a near constant liar? #LockHerUp #HadByaConman

Comment by Ian on July 8, 2019 at 2:51pm

Sorry about that Mario!!!.  I thought the judge made a mistake.  For some reason I didn't see your caption and assumed the judge made an error.  It was I who made the error.  I am Bantha fodder.

Comment by Mario!!! on July 8, 2019 at 8:49am

When I saw "The Sword and the Stoned" won Silver in the 6-14-2019 contest, I was stoked... until I saw that you gave it to Ian even though I posted it first.  What's up CW?  Did he type it better than me?  Was it my sarcastic tone?  Maybe it's because he's just more handsome than me?  Alas, I guess I will just need to try harder next time, and maybe get a nose job to boot:)

Comment by JJJ23 on June 25, 2019 at 1:14pm

Reporter: ...and Mr. Trump could I suggest that you hug yourself some more, you shivering old coward. ("it makes us look weak")

Comment by JJJ23 on June 25, 2019 at 1:11pm

Reporter: Now Mr. Trump, you didn't attack Iran in any way following the drone incident. Does that make you a weeping vagina with dumb hair who's fawned over by morons?

Comment by JJJ23 on June 21, 2019 at 3:40pm

Trump declined to attack Iran over the drone deal. Now Trump people love some war, but this certainly won't be where they turn on him. That got me thinking what would turn Trump supporters away from him? I think it would have to be a huge thing like a show of human decency or self awareness. Or if he condemned hate groups and said he doesn't want there support. Basically he'd have to turn in to a good person instead of the person he is for the dog shit people who back him to turn on him.

Comment by JJJ23 on June 13, 2019 at 5:20pm

This is a real thing that I saw and thought was strange, the current ad tagline for the Asheville NC airport is "Take the easy way out."

Comment by JJJ23 on June 13, 2019 at 12:27pm

If anyone needs me I'll be at Comic Con in July next to the Danny Glover autograph booth selling "I'm Getting Too Old For This Shirt!" t-shirts.

Comment by JJJ23 on June 6, 2019 at 2:39pm

Get hype for Big Little Lies season 2, y'all! Word is this year Nicole Kidman has an ice dragon, or maybe it's that she is an ice dragon, either way it's on! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

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