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Caption Contest 12-28-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Excuse me Miss... would you hold my Cock and Pullet? - 38chrysler

You can tell it's not the first time she's handled two peckers at once. - MacSpruce

Jane's had it with people thinking she's all tiara and no chicken. - Ian

Bronze:

winning "cock queen" is a double edged sword. - mellowpuma

Silver:

Let's see... Google... Three cocks, and two women. - RunSilent RunDeep

Gold:

Being named Homecoming Queen in Iowa is not as glamorous as it sounds. - Mario!!!

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Comment by Rotwang on January 15, 2019 at 7:16am

Man I'd like to fricassee the hell out of those chicks.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 14, 2019 at 6:59am

in some ways, the 4h club was unprepared for the digital age ...

Comment by JJJ23 on January 6, 2019 at 7:38am

The sky is falling.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 3, 2019 at 11:25am

First, Cornholing for a bean-bag toss. Now Choking the Chicken?

Comment by Iverneil on December 31, 2018 at 9:19am

Get me out of this chicken shit contest.

Comment by 38chrysler on December 30, 2018 at 2:57pm

Wow!... I like a girl with Two Tig Biddies that hang down to her elbows!

Comment by Scrunt on December 30, 2018 at 10:27am

Coming in second place put Lisa in a real fowl mood.

Comment by Iverneil on December 30, 2018 at 6:43am

Although she won the pageant, she was a bit too cocky for me.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on December 29, 2018 at 4:41pm

Behind the Music: The Dixie Chicks

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on December 29, 2018 at 4:33pm

Let's see... Google... Three cocks, and two women.

Comment by mellowpuma on December 29, 2018 at 3:22pm

they recently changed the crown holder's title to "male chicken queen".

Comment by Scrunt on December 29, 2018 at 2:56pm

Pippi Livestocking

Comment by Scrunt on December 29, 2018 at 1:53pm

From livestock to laughingstock in 3, 2, 1...

Comment by Scrunt on December 29, 2018 at 1:52pm

Triathlons in Kentucky are a little different.

Comment by Scrunt on December 29, 2018 at 1:51pm

If you don't like what you see here, get the flock out!

Comment by Scrunt on December 29, 2018 at 1:50pm

She was named "Breast in Show."

Comment by Scrunt on December 29, 2018 at 1:48pm

Coddlers & Tiaras

Comment by Scrunt on December 29, 2018 at 1:42pm

"That's it," thought Sarah.  "No more of this chicken or the egg shit.  From now on, I come first!"

Comment by Mervin97 on December 29, 2018 at 12:45pm

"Hands up or I'll fill you with scrambled eggs."

Comment by Mervin97 on December 29, 2018 at 12:39pm

3 chicks and a teairra  

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