Excuse me Miss... would you hold my Cock and Pullet? - 38chrysler
You can tell it's not the first time she's handled two peckers at once. - MacSpruce
Jane's had it with people thinking she's all tiara and no chicken. - Ian
Bronze:
winning "cock queen" is a double edged sword. - mellowpuma
Silver:
Let's see... Google... Three cocks, and two women. - RunSilent RunDeep
Gold:
Being named Homecoming Queen in Iowa is not as glamorous as it sounds. - Mario!!!
Comment
Man I'd like to fricassee the hell out of those chicks.
in some ways, the 4h club was unprepared for the digital age ...
The sky is falling.
First, Cornholing for a bean-bag toss. Now Choking the Chicken?
Get me out of this chicken shit contest.
Wow!... I like a girl with Two Tig Biddies that hang down to her elbows!
Coming in second place put Lisa in a real fowl mood.
Although she won the pageant, she was a bit too cocky for me.
Behind the Music: The Dixie Chicks
Let's see... Google... Three cocks, and two women.
they recently changed the crown holder's title to "male chicken queen".
Pippi Livestocking
From livestock to laughingstock in 3, 2, 1...
Triathlons in Kentucky are a little different.
If you don't like what you see here, get the flock out!
She was named "Breast in Show."
Coddlers & Tiaras
"That's it," thought Sarah. "No more of this chicken or the egg shit. From now on, I come first!"
"Hands up or I'll fill you with scrambled eggs."
3 chicks and a teairra
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