Elf on a Spliff. - Rotwang
"Note to elf: Pick up more weed on your way home." - Scrunt
When Elves smoke pot do they get a bad case of the munchkins? - 38chrysler
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I got a job Ma, now back off!
Tokey the Elf
Guess who's looking forward to the BRIGHT sequel from Netflix.
Another Elvish sighting..
Trump: "There is no smocking ganja!"
Trump: "There is no smocking gnome!"
Santa's helpers have their own little helpers..
Boy, Rivendell has really gone to pot.
"What? The bud's green, the cherry's red. It's festive!"
Ironically, he's smoking that to relieve the pain in his joints.
"I got your Miss Universe right here!" Gary again reckoned.
"It's not a hit and run if I keep collecting the evidence." Gary reckoned.
...come to think of it that Zig-Zag Man did have a Beard, wore a Red and White Suit, , had a Red Hat, always had a Big Bag or two on him, thought his Reindeer could fly and seemed awful Jolly for some unknown reason...
The good thing about living at the North Pole is never having to worry about all those unexpected pop visits from your Parole Officer.
This is what happens when you spend to much time on Santa's "lap".
Even porch pirates need a 15 minute break.
After Christmas Buddy would stop by the Grinch's house, because the Grinch always had the best stuff.
...who'd a thought that even the North Pole has roaches...
On the next, "Baked Alaskan"...
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