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Caption Contest 12-16-2018

Bronze:

Elf on a Spliff. - Rotwang

Silver:

"Note to elf: Pick up more weed on your way home." - Scrunt

Gold:

When Elves smoke pot do they get a bad case of the munchkins? - 38chrysler

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Comment by mellowpuma on December 24, 2018 at 3:59pm

your donation to Toys 4 Tokes will make many children and one stoner very happy this christmas.

Comment by Iverneil on December 21, 2018 at 6:44pm

I got a job Ma, now back off!

Comment by AKAAB on December 19, 2018 at 10:04am

Tokey the Elf

Comment by Ian on December 18, 2018 at 9:30pm

Guess who's looking forward to the BRIGHT sequel from Netflix.

Comment by MacSpruce on December 18, 2018 at 6:42pm

Another Elvish sighting.. 

Comment by MacSpruce on December 17, 2018 at 8:19pm

Trump: "There is no smocking ganja!"

Comment by MacSpruce on December 17, 2018 at 8:02pm

Trump: "There is no smocking gnome!"

Comment by MacSpruce on December 17, 2018 at 7:57pm

Santa's helpers have their own little helpers..

Comment by MacSpruce on December 17, 2018 at 7:56pm

Boy, Rivendell has really gone to pot.

Comment by Mario!!! on December 17, 2018 at 11:39am

"What?  The bud's green, the cherry's red.  It's festive!"

Comment by Mario!!! on December 17, 2018 at 11:38am

Ironically, he's smoking that to relieve the pain in his joints.

Comment by Ian on December 16, 2018 at 10:21pm

"I got your Miss Universe right here!"  Gary again reckoned.

Comment by Ian on December 16, 2018 at 10:18pm

"It's not a hit and run if I keep collecting the evidence." Gary reckoned.

Comment by 38chrysler on December 16, 2018 at 8:33pm

...come to think of it that Zig-Zag Man did have a Beard, wore a Red and White Suit, , had a Red Hat, always had a Big Bag or two on him, thought his Reindeer could fly and seemed awful Jolly for some unknown reason...

Comment by 38chrysler on December 16, 2018 at 5:45pm

The good thing about living at the North Pole is never having to worry about all those unexpected pop visits from your Parole Officer.

Comment by Mervin97 on December 16, 2018 at 4:53pm

This is what happens when you spend to much time on Santa's "lap".

Comment by Mervin97 on December 16, 2018 at 4:49pm

Even porch pirates need a 15 minute break.

Comment by Mervin97 on December 16, 2018 at 4:43pm

After Christmas Buddy would stop by the Grinch's house, because the Grinch always had the best stuff.

Comment by 38chrysler on December 16, 2018 at 11:34am

...who'd a thought that even the North Pole has roaches...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 16, 2018 at 6:41am

On the next, "Baked Alaskan"...

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