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Caption Contest 12-02-2019

Special Teen Idol Threat Award:

Y'all line up and put lots of money in here or I swear I'll sing... - 38chrysler

Special Inside Joke Award:

"You're all out of raccoons?" - Ian

Penny Pincher Special Award:

The irony is that the MacHines, a clan of craggy Scottish Highlanders, are actually notorious cheapskates. - MacSpruce

Bronze:

poor starving children or puppies.  pretty sure i'mma go with the puppies.  puppies never get used to the government dole. - mellowpuma

Silver:

"WTF?!? It's all Nutri-System shit...MARIE!!!" - Jams3kds

Gold:

Unfortunately, for Donny, it ran out of shits & fucks a long time ago. - VomitFlop

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Comment by mellowpuma on December 18, 2019 at 6:59am

poor starving children or puppies.  pretty sure i'mma go with the puppies.  puppies never get used to the government dole.

Comment by mellowpuma on December 18, 2019 at 6:58am

i'm not sure yet how this is a pyramid scheme, but i'm pretty sure it is one.

Comment by blkbwayne on December 8, 2019 at 10:45am

And they called it Puppy Grub....

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 6, 2019 at 8:02pm

On the next, "Another Osmond Christmas Special..."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 6, 2019 at 7:31pm

"And for two bucks you can get some puppy love!"

Comment by MacSpruce on December 6, 2019 at 10:43am

The irony is that the MacHines, a clan of craggy Scottish Highlanders, are actually notorious cheapskates. 

Comment by Jams3kds on December 5, 2019 at 5:28am

I like giving Fruit Cakes...it symbolizes our family

Comment by Jams3kds on December 5, 2019 at 5:28am

"WTF?!? It's all Nutri-System shit...MARIE!!!"

Comment by Scrunt on December 4, 2019 at 5:06pm

“Did you just see that?  It took my money and gave me nothing in return.  Talk about irony!”

Comment by Scrunt on December 4, 2019 at 5:05pm

Shit, machines are even replacing the Salvation Army Santa’s this year.  Pretty soon we’ll all be out of a job!

Comment by Scrunt on December 4, 2019 at 5:05pm

“That’s funny.  My wife calls me the Giving Machine too, ‘cause I give it to her good and all night long!”

Comment by Scrunt on December 4, 2019 at 5:05pm

“I gave at the office.”

Comment by Scrunt on December 4, 2019 at 5:05pm

Some people just don't know when to give...  UP!

Comment by Ian on December 3, 2019 at 7:06pm

"They're books of scented matches, to break up the monotony while lighting your Molotov cocktails."

Comment by Ian on December 3, 2019 at 7:04pm

"They're casino-legal decks of cards.  The Jokers are pictures of Marie in the shower."

Comment by Ian on December 3, 2019 at 7:02pm

"You're all out of raccoons?"

Comment by Iverneil on December 3, 2019 at 6:51pm

His face grew, but unfortunately his nose didn’t.

Comment by Iverneil on December 3, 2019 at 6:43pm

Voice from the crowd “Donny, I bought all of your albums”

Donny “So you’re the one!!”

Comment by 38chrysler on December 3, 2019 at 5:22pm
Y'all line up and put lots of money in here or I swear I'll sing...
Comment by JJJ23 on December 3, 2019 at 5:12pm

Not one shit in there for Donny.

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