Honorable Mentions:
"Snakes On A Plain Clothes Officer" - Gerhardguffaw
Herp perp - AKAAB
Lou really gets wrapped up in his work. - MacSpruce
Bronze:
I've got good news and bad news... we found your missing poodle.. - 38chrysler
Silver:
I bet if that had been a Black Mamba, he would have just shot it. - Mario!!!
Gold:
A slithery, slimy, cold-blooded animal who will strangle you... and his pet snake. - Rodney Dean
Comment
"To Protect and Serve Venom"
“We’ve got a Parseltongue officer back at the station. We’ll get a confession out of this bastard yet!”
You have to be pretty bad ass to be a park ranger in the Everglades.
“I will love him and squeeze him and call him officer George…”
“If you think this snake is big, you should check out the one-eyed monster I’ve got in my pants!”
“It’s not nearly as slimy as most of the people I arrest here in Miami.”
He would soon find out that qualified immunity doesn't protect him from snakes.
I see the police are still using choke holds.
Rodney King Cobra
A slithery, slimey, cold-blooded animal who will strangle you... and his pet snake.
"You laugh, but he's uncovered over 200 kilos of smuggled coke in just one month!"
I bet if that had been a Black Mamba, he would have just shot it.
I've got good news and bad news... we found your missing poodle..
"Please stop taking my picture and get this thing off me."
Replacing cops guns with snakes doesn't seem too smart.
These little known Marvel villains are hilarious.
"Actually, sir, that Stallone movie was about a cobra. So, you're wrong. There is no similarity between you two."
"Caught this slithery asshole under the employ of some sly grifter who was making some sort of racket selling off it's oil."
Snake Disarmer
Well, snakes have been known to swallow pigs before.
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