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Caption Contest 11-14-2021

Honorable Mentions:

"Snakes On A Plain Clothes Officer" - Gerhardguffaw

Herp perp - AKAAB

Lou really gets wrapped up in his work. - MacSpruce

Bronze:

I've got good news and bad news... we found your missing poodle.. - 38chrysler

Silver:

I bet if that had been a Black Mamba, he would have just shot it. - Mario!!!

Gold:

A slithery, slimy, cold-blooded animal who will strangle you... and his pet snake. - Rodney Dean

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 20, 2021 at 9:13am

"To Protect and Serve Venom"

Comment by Scrunt on November 16, 2021 at 5:41pm

“We’ve got a Parseltongue officer back at the station. We’ll get a confession out of this bastard yet!”

Comment by Scrunt on November 16, 2021 at 5:41pm

You have to be pretty bad ass to be a park ranger in the Everglades.

Comment by Scrunt on November 16, 2021 at 5:40pm

“I will love him and squeeze him and call him officer George…”

Comment by Scrunt on November 16, 2021 at 5:40pm

“If you think this snake is big, you should check out the one-eyed monster I’ve got in my pants!”

Comment by Scrunt on November 16, 2021 at 5:39pm

“It’s not nearly as slimy as most of the people I arrest here in Miami.”

Comment by Rosedude on November 15, 2021 at 6:55pm

He would soon find out that qualified immunity doesn't protect him from snakes.

Comment by Rosedude on November 15, 2021 at 4:53pm

I see the police are still using choke holds.

Comment by blkbwayne on November 15, 2021 at 4:32pm

Rodney King Cobra

Comment by Rodney Dean on November 15, 2021 at 12:42pm

A slithery, slimey, cold-blooded animal who will strangle you... and his pet snake.

Comment by Mario!!! on November 15, 2021 at 8:39am

"You laugh, but he's uncovered over 200 kilos of smuggled coke in just one month!"

Comment by Mario!!! on November 15, 2021 at 8:38am

I bet if that had been a Black Mamba, he would have just shot it.

Comment by 38chrysler on November 15, 2021 at 5:35am

I've got good news and bad news... we found your missing poodle..

Comment by Mervin97 on November 15, 2021 at 5:18am

"Please stop taking my picture and get this thing off me."

Comment by Mervin97 on November 15, 2021 at 5:17am

Replacing cops guns with snakes doesn't seem too smart.

Comment by Mervin97 on November 15, 2021 at 4:59am

These little known Marvel villains are hilarious.  

Comment by VomitFlop on November 15, 2021 at 3:20am

"Actually, sir, that Stallone movie was about a cobra. So, you're wrong. There is no similarity between you two."

Comment by VomitFlop on November 15, 2021 at 3:15am

"Caught this slithery asshole under the employ of some sly grifter who was making some sort of racket selling off it's oil."

Comment by VomitFlop on November 15, 2021 at 3:12am

Snake Disarmer

Comment by VomitFlop on November 15, 2021 at 3:10am

Well, snakes have been known to swallow pigs before.

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