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Why, that's a-polling!
Great spot for a lemonade stand, though.
… nor your father's Oldsmobile.
"The papers are waterproof the car isn't."
"You can drop off your ballot here if your voting Republican, I'll make sure it gets to where it should be."
"It allows me to keep the moonroof open in the rain."
"Excuse me Miss, is this a voting location"?
No, but it's an election manipulation location. She's obviously russian.
...the last Poll place I worker at the guys stuffed dollar bills down my g-string...
Must be a republican vehicle... drab, loaded with gas and has a big trunk!
UFO enthusiasts were disappointed when they found out that "Area 51" was a parking space.
Peter parked her.
"Get out. GET OUT! Get out of here. Get out of here! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!"
♩ ♪ ♫ Ow, she's a brick house. She's mighty-mighty, just lettin' it all hang out. She's a brick house.♩ ♪ ♫
Geri now realizes it would be easier and require fifty-thousand less workers if they just post signs where there is a voting location.
"Maybe if you had spelled Bloc Party with a K on your flyers, voters wouldn't keep showing up here."
My daughter said the Democrats took the House so now I have to sleep in my car...
Unfortunately for Judy, it WAS a tow-away zone.
Ironically, she was voted Most Likely to Succeed in high school.
Unfortunately for Judy, nearly 85% of voters in Detroit are illiterate.
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