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Caption Contest 10-31-2021

Honorable Mentions:

“I never meta man I didn’t like,” said Will Rogers. Of course, that was well before Zuck came along. - MacSpruce

Your data wasn't enough, now they want your metadata. - Rotwang

“And the best thing about that blue symbol is that it lifts AND separates!” - Scrunt

Wait, what?

"We would have been renaming it Comedy Whirled but they said they'd rather starve to death than take the one hundred million dollars from us." - Ian

Bronze:

Side effects include: Loss of privacy, frequent violent thoughts, diarrhea, insistent dropping of "the"... - Rodney Dean

Silver:

"But the geek shall inherit the earth." - Rosedude

Gold:

Why won't you hug me dad? - JJJ23

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Comment by JJJ23 on December 25, 2021 at 12:20am

Why won't you hug me dad?

Comment by JJJ23 on December 25, 2021 at 12:05am

If the Matrix was real wouldn't I have at least one friend.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 24, 2021 at 11:48pm

Our new platform will help every type of person connect, from leering weirdos; to absurdly rich leering weirdos making strangler hands.

Comment by Rosedude on December 23, 2021 at 7:44pm

"It all began when I couldn't get laid in college."

Comment by JJJ23 on December 14, 2021 at 3:57pm

See it's an infinity symbol with a twist, so in layman's terms it's like a dick in your ass with a twist so that it can never be removed.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 14, 2021 at 3:54pm

If you guys are smart enough to understand what meta means then you'll realize that you've freely and knowingly given away a lot of your personal information to us for us to use how ever we like and you have no legal recourse against us. In conclusion, you can all suck it!

Comment by MacSpruce on December 11, 2021 at 9:20pm

Comment by Rosedude on December 2, 2021 at 10:14am

Alas, he would never achieve world dominance with that haircut. 

Comment by Rosedude on November 22, 2021 at 8:43am

"But the geek shall inherit the earth."

Comment by Ian on November 9, 2021 at 6:33pm

"At least I have the courtesy to square-off on you, which is more than I can say for Tom from Myspace."

Comment by Ian on November 9, 2021 at 6:31pm

AVATARD

Comment by Ian on November 9, 2021 at 6:30pm

"Shh, don't bother me, I'm playing VR Pole Position and I'm smoking them!"

Comment by Ian on November 9, 2021 at 6:29pm

♪ ♫ ♬ The grabbing hands, grab all they can... ♪ ♫ ♬

Comment by Ian on November 9, 2021 at 6:26pm

"We would have been renaming it Comedy Whirled but they said they'd rather starve to death than take the one hundred million dollars from us."

Comment by Mervin97 on November 7, 2021 at 2:40pm

"I never meta person I didn't like, that's why I started Facebook."

Comment by AKAAB on November 4, 2021 at 10:14am

Nice try, but we're still going to call it FaceCrook.  

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 3, 2021 at 2:45pm

What the Zuck!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 3, 2021 at 2:33pm

Rejected names...

Kinda

MAGA

Iowa

Martha  

Macarena

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 3, 2021 at 2:26pm

On the next, "Name That Tuna!"

Comment by Scrunt on November 2, 2021 at 5:36pm

Mark quickly came under heavy fire from dyslexic PETA members over the new name.

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