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Caption Contest 10-31-2021

Honorable Mentions:

“I never meta man I didn’t like,” said Will Rogers. Of course, that was well before Zuck came along. - MacSpruce

Your data wasn't enough, now they want your metadata. - Rotwang

“And the best thing about that blue symbol is that it lifts AND separates!” - Scrunt

Wait, what?

"We would have been renaming it Comedy Whirled but they said they'd rather starve to death than take the one hundred million dollars from us." - Ian

Bronze:

Side effects include: Loss of privacy, frequent violent thoughts, diarrhea, insistent dropping of "the"... - Rodney Dean

Silver:

"But the geek shall inherit the earth." - Rosedude

Gold:

Why won't you hug me dad? - JJJ23

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Comment by Scrunt on November 2, 2021 at 5:36pm

Once again, Zuckerberg proves he is still the world’s most boring billionaire.

Comment by Scrunt on November 2, 2021 at 5:36pm

“It’s not Meh, it’s Meta!  Stop saying Meh!”

Comment by Scrunt on November 2, 2021 at 5:36pm

“And the best thing about that blue symbol is that it lifts AND separates!”

Comment by Scrunt on November 2, 2021 at 5:36pm

“I’m sorry, that should say Meth.”

Comment by Rotwang on November 2, 2021 at 2:19pm

Oh so it's like Ready Player One, except every object is a camera. 

Comment by Mario!!! on November 1, 2021 at 8:15am

"I'm also changing my name to Meta World Domination. Take that Ron Artest!"

Comment by Mario!!! on November 1, 2021 at 8:13am

Ironically, the announcement only set Twitter ablaze.

Comment by Rotwang on November 1, 2021 at 6:50am

Your data wasn't enough, now they want your metadata.  

Comment by MacSpruce on October 31, 2021 at 10:49pm

Just what we were afraid of – social media has metastasized.

Comment by MacSpruce on October 31, 2021 at 10:48pm

“I never meta man I didn’t like,” said Will Rogers.  Of course, that was well before Zuck came along.

Comment by Rosedude on October 31, 2021 at 5:09pm

"Just like our parent company, Metamucil, we will produce a lot of crap."

Comment by Rodney Dean on October 31, 2021 at 9:16am

Side effects include: Loss of privacy, frequent violent thoughts, diarrhea, insistent dropping of "the"... 

Comment by VomitFlop on October 30, 2021 at 8:30pm

"We're never ever bringing back the pokes, ya fucking creeps. so ya may as well stop requesting them!"

Comment by VomitFlop on October 30, 2021 at 8:26pm

"I don't know nothin' about cookin' any facebooks!"

Comment by VomitFlop on October 30, 2021 at 8:25pm

"Listen, those spoilsports over at Marvel & D.C. Comics threatened to sue the crap out of us if we also tried introducing the Multiverse."

Comment by VomitFlop on October 30, 2021 at 8:22pm

Social Metia

Comment by VomitFlop on October 30, 2021 at 8:22pm

"I once lured a bunch of suckers with a carrot on a stick that was this big."

Comment by VomitFlop on October 30, 2021 at 8:21pm

Metastopheles

Comment by VomitFlop on October 30, 2021 at 8:20pm

The reveal of Deadpool's secret identity was underwhelming to say the very least.

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