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Caption Contest 10-23-2018

Bronze:

The worst thing about having a pig in your gang is that they always run squealing to the cops at the first sign of trouble. - Scrunt

Silver:

Don't Braise me bro... - 38chrysler

Gold:

"Why does this always happen every time I call for backup on a ham radio?" - Mario!!!

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Comment by Rotwang on October 27, 2018 at 12:21am

This is cruelty; luring an animal like this.  A blatant violation of Amy Schumer's dignity.

Comment by PumpyFumblemilkskin on October 25, 2018 at 8:04pm

Clean up your pigsty it's like an absolute road in here.

Comment by PumpyFumblemilkskin on October 25, 2018 at 7:58pm

And here we have pork pulled over for being a road hog.

Comment by KariGrant on October 25, 2018 at 7:27pm

...and that's the difference between the hooves and the hoof-nots.

Comment by MacSpruce on October 24, 2018 at 9:19pm

Law and Ordure

Comment by MacSpruce on October 24, 2018 at 9:18pm

Law and Odor

Comment by Whiz Kid on October 24, 2018 at 2:46pm

police brutality has two more months of winter if a pig appears

Comment by 38chrysler on October 24, 2018 at 8:02am

Don't Braise me bro...

Comment by 38chrysler on October 24, 2018 at 7:59am

Porker... hell I hardly knew her..

Comment by 38chrysler on October 24, 2018 at 7:54am

The two walk into a Bar... the Bartender asks "Hey, You can''t bring that Pig in here" .. the Cop says Sorry.. Bartender says "I was talking to him"

Comment by 38chrysler on October 24, 2018 at 7:48am

When I called for a Black and White I meant a Squad Car...

Comment by AKAAB on October 24, 2018 at 7:45am

Redundant...

Comment by Ian on October 23, 2018 at 11:45pm

"Alright now walk heel to toe in a straight line towards me until I tell you to stop.  How many drinks did you have today?  I can smell it on your breath."

"I told you, I had one beer and then I totally pigged out."

Comment by Scrunt on October 23, 2018 at 8:00pm

The worst thing about having a pig in your gang is that they always run squealing to the cops at the first sign of trouble.

Comment by Scrunt on October 23, 2018 at 6:17pm

Officer Lopez quickly arrested him for outstanding unpaid porking tickets.

Comment by Scrunt on October 23, 2018 at 6:16pm

Cook 'em, Danno!”

Comment by Scrunt on October 23, 2018 at 6:16pm

“The key is to pepper spray them before you tase them. That's makes them extra tasty.”

Comment by Scrunt on October 23, 2018 at 6:15pm

City cops just don't get it.

Comment by Scrunt on October 23, 2018 at 6:15pm

"Th-Th-The, Th-Th-The, Th-Th... That's racial profiling, folks!"

Comment by Scrunt on October 23, 2018 at 6:15pm

In case you were wondering, yes she shot the unarmed black pig.

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