Star Trek: The Motion Sickness - Mario!!!
To oldly go where hundreds of people, a few chimps and a Russian dog named Laika have gone before. - Scrunt
"Hey guys, did Bezos give anybody the Amazon Prime Directive?" - Rosedude
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At 90 years of age and unable to void in zero gravity he became the first astronaut with a gastro knot.
To boldly go... in his pants.
"Hey guys, did Bezos give anybody the Amazon Prime Directive?"
"I bet Alec Baldwin wishes he were up here right about now." (too soon?)
"CUT! Let's do that one more time."
"Does anyone know where I am."
"I should have been at the number one window."
To boldly go where every baby has gone before.
"Oh my God, I hate space."
"I don't know about you, but I think I took a little too much LDS."
He’s worried about what impact re-entering earth’s gravity and landing might have on his back – the spinal brunt fear.
His instinct is to cling on.
One more thing to Chekov the old bucket list.
As with Captain Kirk’s other conquests, it was all over in just ten minutes.
"There's something on the wing!"
At 90, getting anything up for two-and-a-half minutes is an accomplishment.
Captain's log...in his pants.
Suck it, Patrick Stewart!
The name "ShattenKirk" actually belongs to an NHL hockey player, weird or what?
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