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Caption Contest 10-17-2021

Bronze:

Star Trek: The Motion Sickness - Mario!!!

Silver:

To oldly go where hundreds of people, a few chimps and a Russian dog named Laika have gone before. - Scrunt

Gold:

"Hey guys, did Bezos give anybody the Amazon Prime Directive?" - Rosedude

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Comment by Rosedude on December 23, 2021 at 7:53pm

At 90 years of age and unable to void in zero gravity he became the first astronaut with a gastro knot.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 14, 2021 at 4:10pm

To boldly go... in his pants.

Comment by Rosedude on October 23, 2021 at 5:45pm

"Hey guys, did Bezos give anybody the Amazon Prime Directive?"

Comment by Mervin97 on October 23, 2021 at 11:23am

"I bet Alec Baldwin wishes he were up here right about now." (too soon?)

Comment by Mervin97 on October 23, 2021 at 11:13am

"CUT! Let's do that one more time."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 23, 2021 at 11:11am

"Does anyone know where I am."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 23, 2021 at 11:08am

"I should have been at the number one window."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 23, 2021 at 11:05am

To boldly go where every baby has gone before.

Comment by Mervin97 on October 23, 2021 at 11:00am

"Oh my God, I hate space."

Comment by Ian on October 22, 2021 at 7:21pm

"I don't know about you, but I think I took a little too much LDS."

Comment by MacSpruce on October 21, 2021 at 10:59pm

He’s worried about what impact re-entering earth’s gravity and landing might have on his back – the spinal brunt fear.

Comment by MacSpruce on October 21, 2021 at 10:12pm

His instinct is to cling on.

Comment by MacSpruce on October 21, 2021 at 10:11pm

One more thing to Chekov the old bucket list.

Comment by MacSpruce on October 21, 2021 at 10:10pm

As with Captain Kirk’s other conquests, it was all over in just ten minutes.

Comment by AKAAB on October 21, 2021 at 1:30pm

"There's something on the wing!"

Comment by AKAAB on October 21, 2021 at 1:30pm

At 90, getting anything up for two-and-a-half minutes is an accomplishment.

Comment by AKAAB on October 21, 2021 at 1:29pm

Captain's log...in his pants.

Comment by AKAAB on October 21, 2021 at 1:28pm

Suck it, Patrick Stewart!  

Comment by AKAAB on October 21, 2021 at 1:27pm

Half-astronauts...

Comment by Rodney Dean on October 20, 2021 at 2:53pm

The name "ShattenKirk" actually belongs to an NHL hockey player, weird or what?

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