Star Trek: The Motion Sickness - Mario!!!
To oldly go where hundreds of people, a few chimps and a Russian dog named Laika have gone before. - Scrunt
"Hey guys, did Bezos give anybody the Amazon Prime Directive?" - Rosedude
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"Did we really have to bring this giant nuke on board?"
"At least we won't have to go far to find some hunchbacks."
"Double dumb ass on me!"
"I'll take door number threee..."
"Hey, let's pull up next to that 747. I have an idea!"
"I kept asking everyone, where's the gravity boots? No-one listened."
"You can bet Q has something to do with this!"
“Well what do you know, in space you can hear someone scream.”
“Your move Patrick Stewart!”
To oldly go where hundreds of people, a few chimps and a Russian dog named Laika have gone before.
“Maybe you should change your name to William Shat-himself.”
This ass-tronomical voyage is sponsored by Depend underwear (R)
Everything was going great until Bill spotted the gremlin.
Call me fat now bitches.. I'm weightless!!
Tossed in Space
Space. The final fron-BLLLAAARGH!!!
I'm just glad my top is blue.
"When do the green bitches get here? My Viagra is going to wear off soon."
Star Trek: The Motion Sickness
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