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Caption Contest 10-11-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Hey you guys are on the clock... let's get kraken - 38chrysler

You think your job sucks? - JJJ23

Special Voice of Experience Award:

"I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going." - VomitFlop

Bronze:

"How many times have I told you? You can't leave leftovers in the fridge that long!" - Ian

Silver:

Life is scary when you suddenly find yourself living alone on squid row. - Scrunt

Gold:

Sublease the Kraken! - PumpyFumblemilkskin

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Comment by Rotwang on October 28, 2018 at 8:36am

HERE'S YOUR STRAWS BACK, ASSHOLES

Comment by Rotwang on October 26, 2018 at 4:33pm

Recession-nado wasn't as good as Shark-nado. 

Comment by Mervin97 on October 14, 2018 at 12:21pm

"Your all arms, lift with your legs."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 14, 2018 at 12:15pm

The Sheb Wooley museum 

Comment by Mervin97 on October 14, 2018 at 11:44am

"We are now entering Atlantis air space please put your snorkel on."

Comment by AKAAB on October 13, 2018 at 4:58pm

Let's see you auction off this one! ~ Banksy

Comment by AKAAB on October 13, 2018 at 4:57pm

Finding Capt. Nemo...

Comment by AKAAB on October 13, 2018 at 4:56pm

I don't know what to call it, but it sure can make a lot of Nikes! 

Comment by Scrunt on October 12, 2018 at 5:43pm

“I said to have the place tented so we can fumigate it, not tentacled!  Now we have an even worse pest control problem!”

Comment by Rodney Dean on October 12, 2018 at 5:38pm

It's the wackywavinginflatablearmflailingten...tac..le..thing

Comment by JJJ23 on October 12, 2018 at 12:26pm

You think your job sucks?

Comment by JJJ23 on October 12, 2018 at 12:26pm

I think they're in over their heads down at the old calamari factory.

Comment by 38chrysler on October 12, 2018 at 12:13pm

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Comment by Ian on October 11, 2018 at 11:03pm

"More pessimistic members of the oceanic kingdom have already started claiming territories up to 30 miles inland."

Comment by Ian on October 11, 2018 at 11:01pm

"Authorities discovered an elaborate scheme that involved siphoning money by delaying construction."

Comment by Ian on October 11, 2018 at 10:57pm

"What do you mean you had no idea Rust never sleeps?  You know how crabby I get when I don't get my eight hours!"

Comment by Ian on October 11, 2018 at 10:53pm

"Topping the news this morning:  A large warehouse has apparently relocated itself to the tenderloin district."

Comment by 38chrysler on October 11, 2018 at 10:48pm

This Caption Photo is kraken me up...

Comment by 38chrysler on October 11, 2018 at 10:36pm

Hey you guys are on the clock... let's get kraken

Comment by 38chrysler on October 11, 2018 at 10:21pm

Get Me That Job Agency!... This isn't what I meant by finding me a bunch of suckers that would work for food...

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