"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to d-- WILL YOU STOP LAUGHING AT ME!" - Mario!!!
Manure Man... even his costume is crap. - 38chrysler
I'm just glad "Flash Morden" is wearing bottoms. - Rodney Dean
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69 Man protects the citizens of Washington.
“It’s a turd! It’s a drain! It’s Pooperman!” (The M stands for Merde – he’s French.)
Champion of the frequently constipated, it’s Metamucil Man.
"That's right folks, given that the past two generations were raised on iPhones and have no mechanical inclination or desire to enter the trade skills job market, Manual Labor Man is here to save the day!"
Clogged toilet? It's moron man to the rescue.
Not surprisingly, The Mighty Masturbator was rejected by both Marvel and DC Comics.
Still not as lame as George Clooney’s nippled Batman.
“No, I’m NOT still a virgin! Ask my Mommy!”
“I'm gonna need a little help on this next trick where I pull a gerbil out of my ass. Any volunteers?”
Despite saving the world several times, Captain Molester was still considered to be a more of a super villain than hero.
"Yes, he's an incel. Why do you ask?"
Manure Man... even his costume is crap.
"When your toilet is clogged and you're expecting guests in an hour, who you gonna call?"
NOT THIS GUY!!!
More powerful than dandruff!
Unfortunately, Measlesman got beaten up by a grandma with back spasms and a bad case of diarrhea!
Able to leap chihuahuas with a step ladder!
The Middleman. His power is to take 5 cents off of everything you do.
I'm just glad "Flash Morden" is wearing bottoms.
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to d-- WILL YOU STOP LAUGHING AT ME!"
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