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Caption Contest 10-02-2018

Honorable Mentions:

...the note to her Daddy said she wanted a Dogie for her birthday... - 38chrysler

After the 50th failed alley-oop dunk attempt, even Margret had to admit that white cows can't jump. - Scrunt

"Albino Zombie Cows a problem? Aim for the brain." - Ian

Bronze:

“Hey lady, I have no beef with you…at least not in the metaphorical sense.” - Jams3kds

Silver:

Bovine Intervention - VomitFlop

Gold:

"Moo's on first?" - AKAAB

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 2, 2018 at 2:58pm
Agricultural exchange student Olga Sputnik wanted to stay a virgin until the cows came home.
Comment by VomitFlop on October 2, 2018 at 2:08pm

"You're damn lucky I didn't have to sell you for this magic bean after all."

Comment by VomitFlop on October 2, 2018 at 2:05pm

"Where will you be when Daria strikes?"

Comment by VomitFlop on October 2, 2018 at 2:04pm

"I should've taken Bart Simpson's advice more seriously."

Comment by VomitFlop on October 2, 2018 at 2:02pm

"No, Bessie, this is my Super Ultra Mega Kinder Surprise Milk Dud!"

Comment by VomitFlop on October 2, 2018 at 2:00pm

Bovine Intervention

Comment by VomitFlop on October 2, 2018 at 2:00pm

She wouldn't be the first cow to play in the WNBA.

Comment by 38chrysler on October 2, 2018 at 1:47pm

...the note to her Daddy said she wanted a Dogie for her birthday...

Comment by Mario!!! on October 2, 2018 at 11:42am

Some Depeche Mode videos make more sense than others.

Comment by Mario!!! on October 2, 2018 at 9:23am

"If you can't even make it over this, how the hell are you ever gonna jump over the moon?"

Comment by 38chrysler on October 2, 2018 at 5:27am

The town calls her Cow Patti ... 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpapdB-bCFI

Comment by Jams3kds on October 2, 2018 at 5:07am

“Be careful with that thing or you could put someone’s ribeye out with that.”

Comment by Jams3kds on October 2, 2018 at 5:07am

“And when you’re done Sarah, we can post the short video on that neat cow social media site BoVine…”

Comment by Jams3kds on October 2, 2018 at 5:07am

Cowma Sutra

Comment by Jams3kds on October 2, 2018 at 5:07am

“Hey lady, I have no beef with you…at least not in the metaphorical sense.”

Comment by Jams3kds on October 2, 2018 at 5:06am

You know what they say; you can’t teach an old cow new tantrics

Comment by Jams3kds on October 2, 2018 at 5:06am

“If you thing that I’m going to use that to work on my stomach remember I have four of them.”

Comment by MacSpruce on October 1, 2018 at 10:29pm

Needs more cow ball.

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