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Moo's on first?
This is what cricket is? Hmm, I get it. (I don't get it.)
I wanna Steer!
I think I cud, I think I cud.
I herd you didn't have any friends.
NO you can't have it back; it landed in MY yard it's MINE now.
It was love at first cow pie.
Imma ask you one more time. Give me back my egg.
Not all cows are contented.
"No your as useful as a woman with balls."
"Can I have my stomach back, I can't survive with only 3."
"Ok, Jennifer please don't take your ball and go home, I'll give you some milk if you stay."
thus began the epic battle: harnessed cow v. yoga ball lady. eventually she ran away and called animal control after calling her dad, as the scrolls foretold.
The only thing more despicable than Cat Juggling is Cow Jugularing.
"Don't worry, I got this. She's just another escapee from the T-Rex paddock."
"We were surprised to discover the actual cause of Mad Cow Disease."
"Don't have a cow, man."
"I'm not in the mooood for this."
Alice can always spot a bum steer.
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