...the note to her Daddy said she wanted a Dogie for her birthday... - 38chrysler
After the 50th failed alley-oop dunk attempt, even Margret had to admit that white cows can't jump. - Scrunt
"Albino Zombie Cows a problem? Aim for the brain." - Ian
Bronze:
“Hey lady, I have no beef with you…at least not in the metaphorical sense.” - Jams3kds
Silver:
Bovine Intervention - VomitFlop
Gold:
"Moo's on first?" - AKAAB
Comment
The grass is always greener on the udder side of defense.
When you can snatch the ball from my hand, Grass-chomper, you will be ready to leave the moonastery.
Moo's on first?
This is what cricket is? Hmm, I get it. (I don't get it.)
moo too
I wanna Steer!
I think I cud, I think I cud.
I herd you didn't have any friends.
NO you can't have it back; it landed in MY yard it's MINE now.
It was love at first cow pie.
Imma ask you one more time. Give me back my egg.
Not all cows are contented.
"No your as useful as a woman with balls."
"Can I have my stomach back, I can't survive with only 3."
"Ok, Jennifer please don't take your ball and go home, I'll give you some milk if you stay."
thus began the epic battle: harnessed cow v. yoga ball lady. eventually she ran away and called animal control after calling her dad, as the scrolls foretold.
The only thing more despicable than Cat Juggling is Cow Jugularing.
"Don't worry, I got this. She's just another escapee from the T-Rex paddock."
"We were surprised to discover the actual cause of Mad Cow Disease."
"Don't have a cow, man."
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