“My limo just pulled up to the opera house and, you're not going to believe this, but Sarah Jessica Parker is wearing the same outfit as me.”
"i'm you from the future!" - Mario!!!
Poser! - JJJ23
Bronze:
Mom always liked you best! - MacSpruce
Silver:
"Sell all my Elmer's shares. I don't have time to explain why, just do it." - Ian
Gold:
Women that dress provocatively are just asking for it... - 38chrysler
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Poser!
"Hello, senator Feinstein?"
My third husband is violating his restraining order.
#z-too
i see mam. we'll take the appropriate measures to punish the zebra. well, he typically migrates several thousand miles every year, so we'll lock him in a field smaller than a football field. that'll learn him.
Now you see how it feels to always be at the end of the dictionary.
He'll go away if you sing Ebony and Ivory...
Who wore it better?
i'm sorry mam, yes, we can "me two" the zebra, but i'm not sure he'll care.
the wildlife preserve has a term for this sort of distress call, it's a "lady hamburgler".
Mom always liked you best!
I'm game if you are..
I can’t be sure officer, once they all started running, everything was a blur.
Under pressure from her pimp, Jane makes one more appointment.
"i'm you from the future!"
"I can't talk now. I just got pulled over by a black and white."
“I love to eat grass, run from Leopards, my favorite bands are the White Stripes and Black Crowes, my favorite song is White Lines, I love to watch sunsets, I sleep standing up….oh I’m rambling on about myself…what about you...do you go on Safari around her much?”
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“Excuse me ma’am have you seen a police rabbit hopping around anywhere?”
“No seriously, most people think it’s called a herd of zebras but it’s actually a zeal or dazzle…”
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