Caption Contest 09-23-2018
Honorable Mentions:
“My limo just pulled up to the opera house and, you're not going to believe this, but Sarah Jessica Parker is wearing the same outfit as me.”
"i'm you from the future!" - Mario!!!
Poser! - JJJ23
Bronze:
Mom always liked you best! - MacSpruce
Silver:
"Sell all my Elmer's shares. I don't have time to explain why, just do it." - Ian
Gold:
Women that dress provocatively are just asking for it... - 38chrysler
Comment
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Comment by JJJ23 on October 5, 2018 at 2:21pm -
Poser!
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Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on September 29, 2018 at 3:31pm -
"Hello, senator Feinstein?"
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Comment by Rodney Dean on September 29, 2018 at 12:38pm -
My third husband is violating his restraining order.
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Comment by Rotwang on September 28, 2018 at 2:48am -
#z-too
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Comment by mellowpuma on September 27, 2018 at 11:15pm -
i see mam. we'll take the appropriate measures to punish the zebra. well, he typically migrates several thousand miles every year, so we'll lock him in a field smaller than a football field. that'll learn him.
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Comment by AKAAB on September 25, 2018 at 6:48pm
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Now you see how it feels to always be at the end of the dictionary.
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He'll go away if you sing Ebony and Ivory...
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Who wore it better?
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Comment by mellowpuma on September 25, 2018 at 4:39am
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i'm sorry mam, yes, we can "me two" the zebra, but i'm not sure he'll care.
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Comment by mellowpuma on September 25, 2018 at 4:14am
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the wildlife preserve has a term for this sort of distress call, it's a "lady hamburgler".
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Comment by MacSpruce on September 24, 2018 at 7:55pm -
Mom always liked you best!
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Comment by MacSpruce on September 24, 2018 at 7:53pm
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I'm game if you are..
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Comment by Iverneil on September 24, 2018 at 6:02pm -
I can’t be sure officer, once they all started running, everything was a blur.
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Comment by Iverneil on September 24, 2018 at 6:00pm
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Under pressure from her pimp, Jane makes one more appointment.
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Comment by Mario!!! on September 24, 2018 at 8:15am -
"i'm you from the future!"
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Comment by Mario!!! on September 24, 2018 at 8:15am
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"I can't talk now. I just got pulled over by a black and white."
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Comment by Jams3kds on September 24, 2018 at 7:46am -
“I love to eat grass, run from Leopards, my favorite bands are the White Stripes and Black Crowes, my favorite song is White Lines, I love to watch sunsets, I sleep standing up….oh I’m rambling on about myself…what about you...do you go on Safari around her much?”
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Comment by Jams3kds on September 24, 2018 at 7:40am
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♫You’re never lonely at Serengeti Only.com♪
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Comment by Jams3kds on September 24, 2018 at 7:39am
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“Excuse me ma’am have you seen a police rabbit hopping around anywhere?”
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Comment by Jams3kds on September 24, 2018 at 7:35am
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“No seriously, most people think it’s called a herd of zebras but it’s actually a zeal or dazzle…”
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