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Caption Contest 09-14-2018

Bronze:

"On second thought, I think I'd like to upgrade from traveling couch to first class." - Scrunt

Silver:

For three blocks he felt like he was being chaised. - Jams3kds

Gold:

Ironically, his name is Rick Shaw. - Mario!!!

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Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on September 30, 2018 at 6:50pm

Wendel Freudster- junior psychiatrist.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on September 30, 2018 at 6:13pm

Wendel Freudster- junior psychiatrist.

Comment by Rotwang on September 22, 2018 at 9:25pm

because morrissey is a total overrated weeny that's why.

Comment by mellowpuma on September 19, 2018 at 8:06am

why isn't there a morresy song about the sadness of an abandoned couch being hauled away.  seems like a missed opportunity.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on September 16, 2018 at 1:48pm

Add one more to Ambian side effects.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on September 16, 2018 at 1:42pm

When asked about his employers experimenting with bicycles, Reed Grossbottom replied "It's Sofa King special!"

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on September 16, 2018 at 1:35pm

Psychiatrists who make house-calls. On the next 'Rachael Ray'.

Comment by Ian on September 16, 2018 at 12:59am

"Bring out your dead heads!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 15, 2018 at 5:12pm

Tonight he sleeps with the fishes in a van down by the river.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 15, 2018 at 4:41pm

You never know when the tryptophan will kick in.

Comment by mellowpuma on September 15, 2018 at 9:31am

street couch without cushions ... did you think there wasn't a secret fraternal order for that?

Comment by Mervin97 on September 15, 2018 at 5:59am

Bob hated BYOC parties.

Comment by Mervin97 on September 15, 2018 at 5:58am

The Brotherhood of the traveling couch never caught on.

Comment by Mervin97 on September 15, 2018 at 5:55am

Have couch will travel.

Comment by Mervin97 on September 15, 2018 at 5:55am

Joe tries to get ahead of the curve for when they ban hansom cab rides in Central Park.

Comment by Mervin97 on September 15, 2018 at 5:50am

Harvey Weinstein wishes he thought of this.

Comment by Scrunt on September 14, 2018 at 10:50pm

"On second thought, I think I'd like to upgrade from traveling couch to first class."

Comment by Iverneil on September 14, 2018 at 5:26pm

 Just another day in Davenport

Comment by Scrunt on September 14, 2018 at 5:07pm

And that was the last time I bought anything with the Uber Seats app ever again.

Comment by Scrunt on September 14, 2018 at 5:07pm

If you think this is impressive, just wait until he reaches the mountain trail.

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