"On second thought, I think I'd like to upgrade from traveling couch to first class." - Scrunt
For three blocks he felt like he was being chaised. - Jams3kds
Ironically, his name is Rick Shaw. - Mario!!!
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Wendel Freudster- junior psychiatrist.
because morrissey is a total overrated weeny that's why.
why isn't there a morresy song about the sadness of an abandoned couch being hauled away. seems like a missed opportunity.
Add one more to Ambian side effects.
When asked about his employers experimenting with bicycles, Reed Grossbottom replied "It's Sofa King special!"
Psychiatrists who make house-calls. On the next 'Rachael Ray'.
"Bring out your dead heads!"
Tonight he sleeps with the fishes in a van down by the river.
You never know when the tryptophan will kick in.
street couch without cushions ... did you think there wasn't a secret fraternal order for that?
Bob hated BYOC parties.
The Brotherhood of the traveling couch never caught on.
Have couch will travel.
Joe tries to get ahead of the curve for when they ban hansom cab rides in Central Park.
Harvey Weinstein wishes he thought of this.
"On second thought, I think I'd like to upgrade from traveling couch to first class."
Just another day in Davenport
And that was the last time I bought anything with the Uber Seats app ever again.
If you think this is impressive, just wait until he reaches the mountain trail.
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